Debbie's got a boyfriend and they go to different schools
He's in a [?], and she's a [?], they think that they're all cool
He sees her every weekend and she calls him every night
They sit and watch TV all day, they fuck and then they fight
It's so ridiculous, whoa
Why does he stick around?
It's so ridiculous, whoa
If there's one thing that I found, whoa
Every girl needs something, beautiful or bland
Every girl needs someone who might want to hold her hand
Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich
Everybody's something but Debbie's just a bitch
She says "Hey, John, where was he so many nights ago?"
I'm like "What am I? His mother? Fuck you, I don't know"
Debbie says she loves him and one day he will propose
Debbie says "I'll suck your dick" and that's all he needs to know
It's so ridiculous, whoa
Why does he stick around?
It's so ridiculous, whoa
If there's one thing that I found, whoa
Every girl needs something, hideous or cute
Some girls are romantics, too much more they can kill
Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich
Everybody's something but Debbie's just a bitch
Debbie's just a bitch
Debbie's just a bitch
Debbie's just a bitch
Debbie's just a whoa
Everybody's something, beautiful or bland
Some girls are just what you wanna hold out to your hand
Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich
Everybody's something but Debbie's just a bitch
Debbie was produced by Phil Bonnet.