Death. Taxes. Hillary.

[Intro]
Welcome, everyone, to the DNC
A dimension of sight, sound, and Hillary
You may have felt the Bern, but now it's time to learn
She is your destiny

[Verse 1]
Let's go to the DNC where they love diversity
From trans organic farmers to Muslims who eat brie
See big celebrities, Earth huggers groping trees
Recumbent bikes and Subarus owned by LGBTs

[Chorus]
Death, taxes, and Hillary
Hillary

[Verse 2]
There's Bernie in a suit he bought at the dollar store
Confetti made of e-mails staffers shred the night before
Liz Warren disses wealth, O'Malley is a DILF
Bill's on a leash, Joe smokes hashish, Michelle can plagiarize herself

[Chorus]
Death, taxes, and Hillary
Hillary

[Bridge 1]
In the City of Brotherly Love

[Verse 3]
The Wells Fargo arena will soon be filled with Dreamers
And people smoking blunts shouting "legalize the green-a"
It's a cheesecake jamboree where your mind can be set free
This power girl will change the world if her donors all agree

[Chorus]
Death, taxes, and Hillary
Hillary

[Bridge 2]
The party of the donkey is about to get funky
Join me, brothers, sisters, or corporate sponsors
However you identify, welcome to your journey

[Verse 4]
So throw your hands in the air and wave them like you care
You must rejoice, there is no choice, she is your destiny

[Outro]
Death, taxes, and Hillary
Death, taxes, and Hillary
Death, taxes, and Hillary
Death, taxes, and Hillary
And Tim Kaine!