Death Opened a Boutique

On Friday the 13th
Death opened a boutique
On the Champs-Élysées
Selling fear and dismay

Open seven days a week
It was de rigueur and chic
For the wicked and the weak
Death opened a boutique

People came from far and near
To buy poison and tears
The decor was delectable
The service impeccable

Open seven days a week
It was de rigueur and chic
For the wicked and the weak
Death opened a boutique

It was expensive, what isn't?
It sold black plague and socialism
There was no reason to exist
If you weren't on the mailing list

Open seven days a week
It was de rigueur and chic
For the wicked and the weak
Death opened a boutique