Dear John

Dear John, cherchez la femme?
Dear John, round the bend?
Dear John, still looking for me?
Dear John, still like what you see?

Dear John, find a sex-machine
It will help with your fantasy
But there's only room for one
And here she comes and here she goes

Dear John, find a sex-machine
It will help with your fantasy
But there's only room for one
And here she comes and here she goes

The car, is it kingfisher blue?
The house, do I welcome you?
Do I recline like the seats in your bed?
Sex-tech objects locked in your head?

(This is a letter to make you feel better) The car, is it kingfisher blue?
(This is a letter to make you feel better) The house, do I welcome you?
(This is a letter to make you feel better) Do I recline like the seats in your bed?
(This is a letter to make you feel better) Sex-tech objects locked in your head?

(This is a letter to make you feel better) The car, is it kingfisher blue?
(This is a letter to make you feel better) The house, do I welcome you?
(This is a letter to make you feel better) Do I recline like the seats in your bed?
(This is a letter to make you feel better) Sex-tech objects locked in your head?

This is a letter to make you feel better
This is a letter to make you feel better
This is a letter to make you feel better
This is a letter to make you feel better

Dear John, I'm waiting for you
In the restaurant, I've ordered for two
It's spread upon and around the tables
Ex-bed, horny fables

Dear John, find a sex-machine
It will help with your fantasy
But there's only room for one
And here she comes and here she goes

Dear John