(Verse1)
I hit the head on the nail/
They’re laughing loud as hell/
Things I say about you wouldn’t say about yourself/
This is your Brain on Rheteric and I’m scrambling the yolk
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You’ll always be on the outside of my inside joke/
DEAR DIARY
Got me feeling I’m in the wrong genre/
My lyrics aren’t something they’d introduce to they’re Momma/
Now it's Momma say hello to my…. I wrote a rhyme mail order bride/
Rheteric Ramirez finally opened my eyes like/
DEAR DIARY
Another testimonial that stepped up to the podium/
Grindtime heads the Blowdians/
Say “Rheterics the homie/
But haters only know me as/
…The man who catches chonies from your lady in the audience/
DEAR DIARY
What the fuck is the WRC?/
Take out the RC leave the W then Double the Mean/
Then I give em a riddlle that will riddle their innards
with bullets for dummies and "Gun Talk" beginners/
I pull the trigger/ with…
DEAR DIARY
Rheteric spits a 747 just cuz its over thier heads does'nt mean the bullet didn’t enter
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Ask a forensic if Rheteric’s 187’s are from the 357 of his overhead projector/ like
(Breakdown)
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(Verse2)
Dear Diary Fuck your crew get the fuck what you deserve/
Fuck what you heard on the Web Rheteric is "tubular"/
Fuck an anti cruising law can’t nobody stop me see
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I’m gonna keep it poppin like I”m knockin Duh duh duh duh duh
DEAR DIARY
Whats afraid of drunk me…/
More than a Frat kid during Rush Week
Thats when things get funny/
Cuz wipping my dick out on stage made me a hero/
Bad Brains got banned in D.C I got banned in Reno
DEAR DIARY
It ain't all Irie my
wireless signal is kinda weak - Think I’m sweet but behind the smile/
Got you giggly like a Korean girl sippin boba
Thinkin its not in cold blood but my server cannot be found/
DEAR DIARY
The sole proprietor of open fire
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Respeckognize me above your idols/
I’m twice what you try to be
Lie to me you sissified dumbass
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Your security blanket is Rheterics fuckin cum rag/
DEAR DIARY
Come hither my haters
ditto my twitters
Slither into the inner circle
Make yoru criticisms/
Contrary little bitches
Lie to kick it
Keep on nit pickin
“Is Rheteric reading this?”
“Fuck Rheteric …. just kidding?”/
hee hee
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Forgiveness to you Whiggers and your ignorance
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Just in case your interested yeah I’m Dominican/
Thats when you respect a dude
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Like thats alot of Negritude/
Especially for someone thats so racially ambiguous
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Here lies a Deer in the head lights/
Your life is like a comedy to me in it’s entirety/
I know I’m all jokes but how do I not laugh
Pretending I’m you reading your innermost
DEAR DIARY
All lyrics and vocals
Rheteric Ramirez
Spicsluvrap@ascap
Dear Diary (Taurus Scott Remix) was produced by Taurus Scott.