Deadpool Rap (Movie Version)

[Intro]
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(Deadpool)

[Verse 1]
They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts
Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on
Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn
Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop
Whatcha crew gunna do when I hack and chop?
But all these bitches are prima donnas
I stuff my face with chimichangas
Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
(Deadpool)
Sexy mothafuckaaaa!
(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)
Captain Deadpool!
Nah, Just Deadpool!

[Verse 2]
Merc with a mouth
I can't die-
One foot in a grave but I'm still alive
Try to kill me I'll just revive
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless
Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
Jump flip and leave 'em headless
I like my guns all big like Texas
Hey goons, thugs, and bosses
Guess what? I brought Colossus!
Time's up, better count your losses
Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches
Run away, you know that I'll chase
Every bad guy, put 'em right in their place
Revenge! I'm gunna give you a taste
I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face
I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
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Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the taco's
(Deadpool)
Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
(Deadpool)
'Bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some

[Verse 3]
Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain
Ha! Kickin' ass and takin' names
Payback time, I'm not playin' games
These superpowers are feeling strange
I move like a freakin' ninja
Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
Got two swords, now I'll avenge ya
I don't care if I offend ya
Listen up, I got somethin' to say
That's right I run my mouth all day
Step up, take a bloodbath
Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Where you gunna go to?
Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you
Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Deadpool
Do I have to remind you?
Regenerate, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge
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The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom!
(Deapool)
I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid
(Deadpool)
Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker

[Outro]
(Sexy motherfucker)
(Sexy motherfucker)
(Sexy motherfucker)
(Sexy motherfucker)
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(Deadpool)
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