Dead Men/Most/Captain Crunch

Soggies suck

(Verse 1: Billy Milano)
I was sitting up at night
I was feeling so uptight
I was just fucking around
There was something dragging me down
Thinking of a bite to eat
Thought this would be really neat
Cheerios are stale that's beat

(Chorus: Billy Milano)
Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch
He's inviting you to munch
Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch
Munch a bunch a munch a bunch
Fuck My Brain

(Verse 2: Billy Milano)
Scoffing down this yellow wheat
Is making me feel kind of beat
My head is spinning round and round
Now my teeth are turning brown

(Verse 3: Billy Milano)
My face is starting to come apart
From the overdose of starch
I really wish my mom wasn't here
I'll another box of beer

(Chorus: Billy Milano)
Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch
He's inviting you to munch
Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch
Munch a bunch a munch a bunch
Fuck My Brain