​dead celebrities

[Verse 1]
Let's have a party for the people we hate
Say all the things we’re supposed to say
I'm so glad to hear that you're doing great, yeah
Now would you mind pulling that knife out of my shoulder blade?
Thanks!

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m so sorry, excuse me while I bleed
White carpet too, oh, silly me
Don't mind the dogs, it's just the industry
Ow!

[Chorus]
I can't wait to be
One of those dead celebrities
When everyone's got love for me
I'll have so many friends
Maybe I'll feel it then

[Verse 2]
Let's take a walk down a plastic hallway
Swim with the sharks downtown on Broadway
Spill venom but never to their face, yeah
Then seal the deal with a little sex, it’s the Nashville handshake
Thanks!

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m so sorry, excuse me, did I see
The things you do, oh, silly me
Don't mind the dogs, just time to feed
Ow!

[Chorus]
I can’t wait to be
One of those dead celebrities
When everyone's got love for me
I'll have so many friends
Maybe I'll feel it then

[Chorus]
I can’t wait to be
One of those dead celebrities
When everyone's got love for me
I'll have so many friends
Maybe I'll feel it then

[Bridge]
Oh, somebody save our souls
Somebody save our souls
Somebody save us
Too late, they've all been sold
Somebody save our souls
Somebody save our souls
Somebody save us
Somebody save us

[Chorus]
I can't wait to be
One of those dead celebrities
When everyone's got love for me
I'll have so many friends
Maybe I'll feel it then

[Chorus]
I can't wait to be
One of those dead celebrities
When everyone's got love for me
I'll have so many friends
Maybe I'll feel it then