Dead Body (XÔX Post Mortem Nightmare Episode 4)

Poppi: spooki what have you done.. *breathes *

Spooki: didn’t you just say that last episode?

Poppi: no spooki listen to me! you murdered him!! And omg we’re we’re!! Gonna go to jail and

Spooki: wait murder?! It was self defense!! He was about to edp us both

Poppi: With a plate full of cookies?!!

Spooki: if it was cupcakes you would’ve said the same shit

Spooki: plus he was the literal mirror image of bill fucking Cosby ! He could have drugged them?!

Poppi: he was harmless spooki!!

Spooki: Yeah? And so was p diddy to every celebrity before one of his diddy parties

Poopi irrelevant!! Spooki! were going to go to jail… and mum.. mummys going to be so mad..

I.. ii.. cant..

Spooki: no poppi..

Poppi: i cant..

Spooki: yes you can!!!

Poppi: I cant i cant i cant!!!!! *hyperventilates

SPOOKI: YES YOU CANNN!!

Poppi: *Breathing rapidly*

Spooki: Breathe!!! In and out!! I have an Idea!!!

Spooki: AHH!!

*smack*

Poppi: Ow!! God dammit spooki!!

Spooki: See Your all better now! :D

Poppi! I!! Wow.. i actually feel quiter calmer… you Know..Despite seeing the dead rotting old man below us!!!!

Spooki: MAN fuck him! Look we’ll just say it was self defense! Easy!

Poppi: with what alibi spooki?!

Spooki: hmm either with he tried to rape, choke or attack us *pause*

Poppi: worst possible option

Spooki: Rape it is

Poppi: we’re so Gonna get shit for this script

Spooki: Enough 4th wall poppi azariah can’t take this shit

Spooki: ok so what do Rape victims look like..

*silence*

Poppi: what the bloody fuck did you just ask me?!!

Spooki: well.. we have to make this look believable poppi and..

Poppi: ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL SPOOKI?!! IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR HIS DEAD BODY!!

Spooki: what?! I was gonna say i'll punch you in the face with his lifeless fist and boom! Evidence!

Poppi: spooki thats not gonna work forensics are too smart! Plus a predator touching my face?! no. I’m too pretty!

Spooki: it’s either that or we Andy and ley ley his ass

Poppi: Andy and ley… YOU MEAN LIKE CUT HIS BODY UP?!!!

Spooki: YES BITCH SHUT UP!! DAMN!

poppi: No Stop! Fuck Off i think I rather be punched!

Spooki: Fine by me! Wait what’s that light?!

Poppi: what light?!!

*car pulls up*

Poppi: is That fucking mom?!!!

Spooki: MOM?!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT SO WE DO?!!

Poppi: OH NOW YOU PANIC?!!!

Spooki: POPPI I DONT WANT TO GET RAPED IN JAILLLLLLL!!!!

Poppi: Wait spooki look!! It’s a dominoes car!!

Spooki: oh yeah that’s right i ordered pizza *GLEKKK*

Poppi: YOU ORDERED DOMINOES AFTER CONTRIBUTING TO A FUCKING MURDER SCENE

Spooki: I’m hungry! Plus my Dino nuggets DOWNSTAIRS are probably cold & soggy by now..!!!

Poppi: YOU ARE SO, STUPID!!!

Spooki: hey w..wait do you feel a draft

Poppi: sort of! ..Wait what the fuckk?! Where did his body go?!!

Spooki: Bitch idk I was too busy being strangled!!

*Zooms on door* *ghost*

Poppi:! We’re fucked..