Dead Bart vs Red Mist Squidward - Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

[Verse 1: Dead Bart (Snakebite126)]
Pair a wailing shooter to a paranormal parachuter
DB been too hot for the air like Cooper
Why so blue, you doomer? What, you still in pain?
Cause you got cucked from the Super Bowl like Lil Wayne?
I'll show a concert fail hack how to run tracks
Voiced by Rodger, still can't make em Bump ass
Call a calamari's expiration date at his death site, next life
Stick your nose somewhere it belongs like a fleshlight
You can't get much higher
Came in a budding musician went out like Budd Dwyer
Squid, I couldn't give 27 fucks
Got Cobain and Winehouse going "welcome to our club!"
What a mega-phony telling me a demon killing kids
Couldn't think a better prank than sinking internships?
But I gotta say, I feel bad for your crowds, man
Without you they don't have a lolcow, man

[Verse 2: Red Mist Squidward (Snakebite126)]
Oh great, I'm so glad you showed up
Just one more dead kid with no guts
The boos hit less hard when it's ghost talk
You stay late now lined by your own chalk
Nick gave me a mention
You're only aired when Groening bails from conventions
All that's shot on your show is your voice actor's throats
At least I knew when to finally end it
Open your eyes! See the difference
You died being hyper, I died being realistic
You were flattened on the ground, it was fatal
Homer wanted donuts, and got a plane bagel
He couldn't even sit through your funeral scene without
Turning it to comedy like a mourning routine
So take all your pranks and your smiles and soak it up
Yellow brats in my depths get holes in 'em

[Verse 3: Dead Bart (Snakebite126)]
Grabbed your clarinet and you blew it
Had one night in the spotlight and you blew it
The whole crowd booed it, a voice said "do it"
So you put a gun to your brain and you blew it
DO IT! Drop dead, the grossest cursed
Kid's animation with Tentacles?
You're not even top ten
Hope they don't play back your weak retorts
You like dead kids flashing? Then eat my shorts!
Now they call it "sewer slide" so their channels can exist
But rebranding for the clicks only way that you've been Mist
Greatest music that you've made's with that gun in your bed
Had your shotty singing like a melody in your head

[Verse 4: Red Mist Squidward (Snakebite126), *Dead Bart (Snakebite126)*]
Your death left your family breaking down and starving
There's plenty out of order episodes you're causing
Groening wrote your URL in deep ink
With a virus because you're the Simpsons weak link
I don't care about the gravestones inside your show
My world ended a long time ago
I'll really give Stephen something memorable
Because my tentacles tend to kill ten-year-olds
You may have come first with your pasta *DO IT!*
But you've been usurped in the genre *DO IT!*
You've been sonned with no air at the bottom *DO IT!*
Once again, you got choked by your father