De-Evolving by Jonathan Coulton
De-Evolving by Jonathan Coulton

De-Evolving

Jonathan Coulton * Track #10 On Smoking Monkey

De-Evolving Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits
I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits
Anyway more than I used to
I used to be so tall and thin
Now I'm not exactly sure which phylum I'm in

[Chorus]
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
And there's nothing modern science can do
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
I'm devolving, I'm devolving
I am de-evolving

[Verse 2]
I guess you've noticed that I can't sit still at dinnertime
I guess you've noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign
Anyway more than I used to
I used to have a little body hair
Now I have to use a razor everywhere

[Chorus]
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
And there's nothing modern science can do
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
I'm devolving, I'm devolving
I am de-evolving

[Bridge]
Why get so angry at me?
I don't understand how you expect me to defend my actions
Knowing what you now know
Monkey one and monkey two
Monkey me and monkey you
Monkey see and monkey
Do you still love me
Now that I'm a monkey?

[Verse 3]
I guess you've noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance
I guess you've noticed that I stuff a tail inside my pants
Anyway more than I used to
I used to see a movie now and then
Now I'm never gonna watch King Kong again

[Chorus]
Because I know there's a monkey in the future for you
And there's nothing modern science can do
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
I'm devolving, I'm devolving
I am de-evolving

[Chorus]
I'm devolving
De-evolving
I'm a coal miner's daughter

De-Evolving Q&A

Who wrote De-Evolving's ?

De-Evolving was written by Jonathan Coulton.

When did Jonathan Coulton release De-Evolving?

Jonathan Coulton released De-Evolving on Wed Nov 05 2003.

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