Days of Christmas

Oscar: What'd I bring you? What'd I bring you?! I tell you what I bring you!!

The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

A boiled potato topped with dill weed

The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

Two steamed perogies

Jimmy: Ahh, what's perogi?

Oscar: It's a dough. Wrapped around meat- meat- meat

Jimmy: Oh! x3

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed

Oscar: The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

Three simmered gołąbkis

Oscar: It's a cabbage. It's a cabbage. Wrapped around meat

Larry: Oh

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed -weed

Oscar: The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Four baked paprikas

Archibald: Now, what is a paprika?

Oscar: It's a bell -of -meat

Archibald: I see

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed perogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed

(Jimmy hiccups)

Oscar: The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

Five smoked kielbasas

Pa Grape: What's a kielbasa?

Oscar: It's pretty much just meat -meat

Pa Grape: Oh

Archibald: Four baked paprikas

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed perogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed

Oscar: The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

Six fried chruścikis

Bob: Let me guess, something- x3

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed