Dayoff

[Intro: Alex Macqueen, James Buckley & Simon Bird]
(Gorillaz & De La Soul’s Feel Good Inc. plays in the background)
Oh hang on, I think someone’s in!
And your bellend!
Carlis fanny on your face, on your face, on your fac——
NEIL!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Ugh, it smells like a BREWery and not a nice one
Jay, there’s always trouble when your around but
Will, I’m especially surprised at you
I’m so sorry
Oh, PISS OFF!
Wha? Don’t talk to me like that in my own house!
Oh, I’m so sorry, my manners!
Piss off, PLEASE
I’ve had enough of your lip!
Oh, you’d like my lip wouldn’t you!
RIGHT ROUND YOUR BELLEND
If Mr Chippy, doesn’t get there first!
What’s he gonna knock up, a closet for you to hide in
YOU BUMDER!

[Instrumental, produced by Trinitezy]

[Outro: Simon Bird]
Bumder!