DAY ONES

[Intro: TommyInnit]
I get lesbians

[Verse 1: AverageHarry]
TommyInnit kill yourself, you really smell
Tommy, you gotta die, you ugly as hell
Tommy, you ain't funny, your tickets don't sell
Annoying at first and we could all tell

[Verse 2: AverageHarry]
Jack Manifold you bald cracker bitch
I'm the only reason your videos get clicked
Lud is my twin now, I leave you in a ditch
Seven dollars for a Patreon, we know you ain't rich

[Verse 3: AverageHarry]
Prezoh I'm gonna miss you
So much, I won't diss you

[Verse 4: AverageHarry]
ArchieMCW, massive cock wank
If it weren't for my man Ludwig you'd have nothing in the bank
Your mum's pussy a yard, I'm in it and it stank
I'm giving her my turkey and all she does is- Ah, fuck, fuck

[Verse 5: Zoil]
Look in the mirror, ooo
I'm a whale, guess I'm Cinna
How many courses do you have for your dinner?
I'm slidin' up with Harry, yeah, we're both fucking killers

[Verse 5: AverageHarry]
DJ Clancy, bro, you ain't fancy, your name ain't Nancy and I'm moving to Kick
Bro, you won't be missed and I'm pretty lit
You know how I roll with these fast as hell flows
And that's how I go

[Verse 6: AverageHarry]
JasonTheWeen, I'm gonna kick you in the spleen
And start flicking my bean, you know how I been
Gave you my backpack, don't even want that shit back
I got more bitrate, you can, you can fucking keep that

[Verse 7: AverageHarry]
Fuck Tubbo (Ay)
Fuck Tubbo (Ay)
Fuck Tubbo (Ay)
Fuck Tubbo (Ay)
Fuck Tubbo (Ay)
Fuck Tubbo (Ay)
Fuck Tubbo (Ay)

[Verse 8: AverageHarry]
MaxGGs, I'ma throat fuck you
Breath smells like shit, now my dick smells like poo
I used to love you

[Verse 9: AverageHarry]
Eighteen raised in a charity stream, that's pathetic
Went to your mum's yard, I know where the head is
You know she'd get it, don't even stress it
Jonnaay you're a fraud, don't ever forget it

[Verse 10: AverageHarry]
Ludwig, thank you for the follow
Ludwig, thank you
I bought the Mogul Moves hoodie back in lockdown