Day Job

[Verse 1]
Four days left in the week
And already I look ahead
I'm tired, so anxious
Dazed, confused, and seein' red

[Chorus]
Sometimes the days seem so long
I wish my boss hadn't taken my bong
Sometimes the days seem long, so long

[Verse 2]
I stare at the clock
It doesn't move, no, not at all
The work day is so long
Like a night of insomnia

[Chorus]
Sometimes the days seem so long
I wish my boss hadn't taken my bong
Sometimes the days seem long, so long

[Bridge]
So I shut my eyes and fantasize
About anything that'll come to mind
The more perverse the better
I shut my eyes and fantasize
About all the really horrendous things I could be doing
I shut my eyes and fantasize
There better be more than this
Is this a really bad joke?
I could be out right now doin' all the really horrendous things
I've been imagining
It couldn't possibly be so boring
So boring
So boring

[Interlude]

[Verse 3]
Friday, only one more day
To endure this tediousness
The clock won't move at all
So I wait and I wait

[Chorus]
Sometimes the days seem so long
I wish my boss hadn't taken my bong
Sometimes the days seem long, so long

[Outro]
So I shut my eyes and fantasize
About anything that'll come to mind
The more perverse the better
I shut my eyes and fantasize
About all the really horrendous things I could be doing
It couldn't possibly be so boring