Daves I Know

[Intro (spoken)]
Radio DJ: Caller, go ahead
Guy: Yeah, uh, I'm here with my girlfriend?
Girl: Hi
Guy: Do you want us to turn our radios down? We already did
Girl: Yeah
Guy: Okay, listen: Will you play our song for us?
DJ: Um, well, what is your song?
(At the same time) Guy: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" / Girl: "Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong"
Girl: What?
DJ: What is your love song?
Guy: It's, uh, oh …
Girl: It's, um …

[Chorus]
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know

[Verse 1]
David Hoffner
He works in my dad's store
He's worked here for 12 years
He'll probably work here four more

[Chorus]
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know

[Verse 2]
Dave Gord
I've known since I was six
In grade eight he broke his leg
So we got drunk and sick

[Chorus]
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know

[Verse 3]
Some of them are Davids
(But most of us are Daves)
They all have their own hands
But they come from different mums

[Chorus]
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know

[Verse 4]
Dave Jadisky
Man this cat can swing
He weighs almost 50 pounds
And he delivers my paper on time

[Chorus]
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know

[Verse 5]
Dave Capisano
I hardly know him

[Chorus]
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know

[Conclusion: Bruce McCulloch & Daves]
(We are the Daves he knows he knows)
(We are the Daves he knows)
(We are the Daves he knows he knows)
(We are the Daves he knows)

(Some of us are Davids)
(But most of us are Daves)
(We all have our own hands)
(But we come from different mums)

These are the Daves I know I know
(We are the Daves he knows he knows)
These are the
(Daves!)