Dave’s Holiday

[Verse 1]
He has the weekend off
And Monday is a holiday
He drives for hours and hours
To sit in a lawn chair by the bay

[Chorus]
Dave's holiday
Dave's holiday, Dave
Talking 'bout
Dave's holiday
Dave's holiday, Dave

[Verse 2]
He's there with a can of beer
He got his work clothes on but he never moves
Look out, I think he's kind of weird
He's setting up a bug zapper barbecue

[Chorus]
Dave's holiday
Dave's holiday, Dave (Bzz, bzz, bzz)
Talking 'bout
Dave's holiday
Dave's holiday, Dave

[Bridge]
Has a dog without a name
Dave has a dog
But the dog doesn't have a name
Dave has a dog
But the dog doesn't have a name
So we call it Dave, of course
Dave's dog Dave

[Verse 3]
Oh, no, well he left his chair
And he's coming up the lane walking fast
Don't look, don't smile, don't stare
'Cause he never stops talking and we never get past

[Chorus]
Dave's holiday
Dave's holiday, Dave
Talking 'bout
Dave's holiday
Dave's holiday, Dave

[Verse 4]
He has the weekend off
And Monday is a holiday
He drives for hours and hours
To sit in a lawn chair by the bay

[Chorus]
Dave's holiday
Dave's holiday, Dave
Talking 'bout
Dave's holiday
Dave's holiday, Dave
(Yeah, burn it up now)