DATELINE ’89

[Verse 1: Jam Baxter]
Yeah safe, the name's Bazzy
In a tailor-made bally
Everyday I stay scatty
My interests include feeding the geese
While I flee the police
Neck twenty litres a week
If you're into backing vodka shots
And flinging flaming Molotovs
And driving to these dogging spots
Just bell me
And I'll arrive with a belly full of Tanqueray
And neon green Alizé
Looking fresh and healthy
If you want me to fuck you about
And get crunk in your house
I'm a wonderful spouse
I'll sort you drugs in the drought
If you can front the money
Let's hit that twenty day bender and you'll come to love me
So bell me if you're still lacking confidence
And basking[?] in my opulence and evident incompetence
Cotchin' on the dateline
Ay, yeah
Let me freak you out on Facetime

[Interlude]
Hi my name is Lilly, I'm 23
I like walks on the beach
Take me to the mall, spend your money
Then you know I'll be your honey

[Hook]
Welcome to the dateline
Let me introduce you to some mates of mine
Circa '89
(What else?)
Make a choice, take your time
Welcome to the dateline

[Verse 2: Stinkin Slumrok]
Hi, my name's Slummy and I'm out to find a honey
Someone to take care of me and look after my money
I will need myself a soulmate
I can go the whole way
We can share the Colgate
No late dinners and no missed visits and no [?]
Wow bitch zip it
I'm just tryna tell you how the boy'll love you always
Hit it in the hallway
Your family, they can call me
The one they wish you'd never met but I won't find it awkward
I don't know why they talking
Just cut me out the portraits
First I found you [?]
Now I'm feeling kinda horny
Guess it's the walk of shame in the morning
Is what it is, though shit came with a warning

[Interlude]
Hi, my name is Tina, I'm 35
I know what I look for in a guy
I once took a lover from Treviso
But now I'm working for a lover in London

[Hook]
Welcome to the dateline
Let me introduce you to some mates of mine
Circa '89
(What else?)
Make a choice, take your time
Welcome to the dateline