Date My Friend, Eric

It seems you've stumbled 'cross my Tinder
Was it my Pinterest or my slender frame?
Girl, you and I got a connection
So let me qualify your selection

I'm highly educated
Honey you need to beat it
We've got a chemistry
And I would know I've got a bachelors in chemistry

So if you're wonderin'
Just where I'm slumberin'
I'll show you 'round my bed
Then stream my money streamin' in

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I'll rate it out of 10
It's 1 plus 1 and 1 and 1 and 1 and 1 and 1 and 1 and 1 and 1
I'll show you baby I know how to use a calculator

I gave you sweet vibrations (vibrations)
That time to love sensation (sensation)
You look across the nation
You won't find anothеr like me

(oh!)

I'm such a gentlеman
Restore your faith in men
On top of that I got a
Good relationship with my Mom

So if you wanna know me
Come on now honey show me
You simply can't compare it
Hello baby, my name's Eric

(oh! yeah!)

I know this great coffee spot over in Burbank
Yeah?
It'll get you going!
Ooh!

I've got a great relationship with my mother
Fuck yeah
I'm sure you've seen my face on billboards around town
Uh huh
My friends did that!
'Cause I'm such a good guy