Dashing Dapper

[Intro]
I'm a dashing dapper, dashing dapper
I’m a dashing dapper, dashing dapper

[Verse]
I-I-I'm a smooth, cool nigga that won't hesitate to brag
Dude’ll fool, capping dudes that gon' snooze and be mad
I'm the dude breaking rules, super cool, make 'em drool
I get nude and cannonball inside that pool in the back
I-I-I make the music that I make, why? 'Cause I just be me
I hop on tracks and kill that shit, huh? 'Cause that shit easy
I swear to Allah I'm that nigga, so best believe me
Not Moana, when it's drama, raising hell all in Te Fiti, huh
My dick super small (Doing), and I piss on my balls (What?)
The women do not fuck with me and they ignore my calls
I thought that rap would change it (Uh-huh), but that ain’t work at all (Goddamn)
Now only thing I ever do is sleep and jerking off
Bust-bust-bust a skeet, skeet, skeet inside my sheets, sheets, sheets
This tomahawk will make a nigga leave his feet, feet, feet
Don’t want problems, back it up, that nigga beep, beep, beep (Beep, beep, beep)
Do my thang and they gon' tell you in the streets, streets, streets

[Chorus]
’Cause I'm a dashing dapper (Yuh), dashing dapper (Yuh)
I'm a dashing dapper (Yuh), dashing dapper
Jig hitter (You know), wig splitter (Oh yuh)
Slick nigga, I cannot get with ya
Man I told you I'm a dashing dapper (Yuh), dashing dapper (Yuh)
I’m a dashing dapper (Yuh), dashing dapper
I'm a winner, a sinner (Uh-huh), I eat these beats for dinner (Uh-who)
I do the shit I do because I'm cooler than December

[Outro]
I'm a dashing dapper, dashing dapper
I'm a dashing dapper, dashing dapper
I'm a dashing dapper, dashing dapper
I'm a dashing dapper, dashing dapper