Darwin

Wanna talk evolution? Darwin married his first cousin
That fool went chromosome crumpin in a hammock lounging
Tryna wrap the mind around surviving please
The world's strongest man ain't nice at fighting
If I follow the logic we came from primates cuz our thumbs gripped rocks better
Suddenly we got Glocks, berettas, nukes, chess, medicine, books and Christmas sweaters
But let's unravel genetics
Every animal on the planet is like 3 million years behind this
Fast track to grab shit and get on our level
For now they get in our bellies
The jump from chimp to world leader
Seems to take just a few years
Darwin couldn't evolve a crab out of his pubic hair
He went on a nice vacation, found some new birds got a nice donation
Had no knowledge of divination or bio engineering
Couldn't explain pyramids or astro rockets in Egypt
Laser battles over India
Radiation, time space continuum
Gene mutation, fuck that guy
Survival is energy, switched on and off by ancients
Evolution, love and hate switches
Geared like Swiss watches
To set off fate with the best wishes
To bless my destiny
If I ever see Darwin we fighting
That's on me, evolution off the books
Those were sponsored by crooks, who don't know no better anyway
Gotta gain the entry way to an active ziggurat
That, my friends, is the launchpad for the gods
Who heated up our main star just enough to make that morose scientist dip his toes in eternal sands in Galápagos
Perhaps evolution is just a slow roast compost being slurped into black holes
Then the fittest to survive is the shittiest invention ever proposed, evolution...