Darnell Wet Fart [Bold or Brash] WITH LYRICS

Aha aha!
Tonight we rehearse for the greatest concert to ever be held, crustacean
A symphony unmatched by even Neptune himself!
…And YOU'VE got the lead role!
Won’t you join me?

Teuthida:
Such a symphony!
You think you know me?
But I'm afraid you've got
No clue what is to come

Not like him…
I am
More

Krabs:
How could ye Squidward?
How’d you consider
Committing this horrible crime
Against me poor boy?

Teuthida:
A superior version
Come on, Krabs, you know that you can't win!
YOU…
WILL BE…
MINE

Krabs:
You have completely lost yer mind
There's no forgiving you this time!

Teuthida:
All flesh and bones, not a second glance. No second chances given
Is it really a world worth living in?
Hit rock bottom, rotting ‘till there's no more to feed off of, all to
Satisfy a hunger that can't be tamed!

Krabs:
Enough yer games! Look at what ye've done, all slaughtered without reason
Don't you even realize how I feel?
After all we've been through together, ye still kill us without
Hesitation. So listen to me!

Teuthida:
To feel how I feel! So free…

Teuthida:
Bold or Brash? The choice is now at your hands…
Predator and prey, it’s just meant
To be this way, my friend
My way

Krabs:
Do ye even feel?
To throw away all we worked for, it’s not
Fair! You're a fiend, don’t you know what this
Means? Was it destiny? Left on strings for
Your feast. Dead to me, you've crossed the line!

Teuthida:
We'll rehearse this tune, produce
A harmony for the sea to hear me consume YOU

*Insert fuckin epic clarinet solo followed by fuckin epic smallest violin solo*

Krabs:
That's it! enough of yer sick games…
You’re gonna pay

Teuthida:
You think you mean anything?
Well you're wrong
Can't you see? this is MY song
Here in the sea
The blue deep…

Krabs:
How could ye betray yer own
Common sense, you're insane!
I'll show you the pain
Caused without gain…

Teuthida:
You will be
Another great feat
Your corpse is mine to feast upon
Such a melody
Symphony
SPONGE
KRABS
NOT ENOUGH

Krabs:
Shut it, Squidward!
Look at what you've done, the ending has begun! There's
Nothing left for you
Nothing left to do

You
Mess

Teuthida:
The Squidward
Who once cared
Now long dead
And Teuthida remains
Can't you tell, Krabs?
There's no rewinding
The beauty I've become

Soon you will join my oh so glorious meal
There's no running, and no making deals
So can't you see? How little you meant to me?
You're just some more meat
My next meal nears, crustacean!

Krabs:
I saw you as if me own family…
I may haven't have been the best boss
But I still cared for ya...
But here, I see
I'll get me claws dirty…
I'll show you pain you've me!

Krabs:
Right!
There's no mercy in this fight
So get over here, step in the light
I will avenge all those you stole the life
For your feast, ye really sicken me, I'll end ye right here

Krabs:
You're finished, diminished
By the consequences that are to come
All my work, down the drain
Even now it's far too late
Did we deserve this fatality
Did I give up too easily?
Was it worth it
All of this?
A noble sacrifice to avenge the fallen
Even if
I must
Give it my soul, if I
Have to risk it all…

Teuthida:
An endless hunger, infinite
Rotting away at my own insides
This hunger may be boundless, why should it end? There's so many more flavors left to discover
Why can't you see?
Why do you even try to flee?
YOU BELONG TO ME
YOU ARE NOTHING IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF ALL THINGS, EUGENE
Now just lay
Lay down and pray
For today's the day
Where I'll finally say
YOU ARE NOW MY PREY

*fucking building implodes*

Oh fuck…
OH MY GOD
AAAAAHH-