Darnedest Things

Verse 1:
I'll take you on a trip
On a plane or a ship
Somewhere exotic, you ain't never been
Champagne in the sky, let's have a sip
We could wear fedoras

Pre-Chorus:
Off the coast of Santorini
Make love in Bali
And have a toast in Fiji

Chorus:
Cause love makes you do the darnedest things
Ball up and enjoy the finer things
Let's fly across to Montreal
Perhaps Nepal to Paraguay
Love makes you do the darnedest things
Ball up and make a membarings
Let's have a drink and see the world
Make you my girl in paradise

Verse 2:
My hands are on your hips (on your hips)
My eyes are on your lips (on your lips)
In your lingerie (lingerie)
I feel like you deserve a tip
May I call you sinora?
Pre-Chorus:
Off the coast of Santorini
Make love in Bali
And have a toast in Fiji

Chorus:
Cause love makes you do the darnedest things
Ball up and enjoy the finest things
Let's fly across to Montreal
Perhaps Nepal to Paraguay
Love makes you do the darnedest things
Ball up and make a membarings
Let's have a drink and see the world
Make you my girl in paradise

Talking:
And while were enjoying the finer things
I couldn't get anybody else
But my boy Russell
For a piano solo

-Piano Solo-

Chorus: x2
Cause love makes you do the darnedest things
Ball up and enjoy the finest things
Let's fly across to Montreal
Perhaps Nepal to Paraguay
Love makes you do the darnedest things
Ball up and make a membarings
Let's have a drink and see the world
Make you my girl in paradise