Darlin’

[Verse 1]
Well, I bought that drug store out of red roses
And a bottle of the best wine I could do
I told her she was beautiful, so she knows it
And I could tell by her smile it was overdue

[Pre-Chorus]
We were getting to the good part
We had the living room lights down low
Till you ruined the mood when your call came through
She had enough and handed me the phone, I said

[Chorus]
You’re the one calling her up
While I’m the one calling her darlin’
Your drive’s the one she tore out
Now mine’s the one she’s parkin in
The worst day of your life
Is where the rest of mine got started
You’re the one calling her up
While I’m the one calling her darlin’

[Verse 2]
The bridge back to her I’m sure you burned it
And I hate to be the one to break the news
That’s a hell of a lesson there that you’re learning
Yeah, you oughta learn to treat a lady like I do
And if I tell you once, I can tell you twice
Ain’t anything you don’t know tonight

[Chorus]
You’re the one calling her up
While I’m the one calling her darlin’
Your drive’s the one she tore out
Now mine’s the one she’s parkin in
The worst day of your life
Is where the rest of mine got started
You’re the one calling her up
While I’m the one calling her darlin’

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
You’re the one calling her up
While I’m the one calling her darlin’
Your drive’s the one she tore out
Now mine’s the one she’s parkin in
The worst day of your life
Is where the rest of mine got started
You’re the one calling her up
While I’m the one, yeah I’m the one calling her darlin’

[Outro]
Well, I told her she was beautiful, so she knows it
And I could tell by her smile she was over you