Dark Web Surfin’

[Intro: Succubus Waifu & < i="">]
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[Verse 1: Ware-Wolff]
Dark web surfin' as I'm reaching for the lotion
In a cesspool, deeper than the fuckin' ocean
Seeing little kiddies up for sale, I beat my dick ferociously
And travel overseas and nab 'em supercalifragilistiexpiali-motherfucking-dociously
Then stomp on her ovaries
Emotionless, raping overly
Aggressive, locomotive power fuckin' in her throat until her nose'll bleed
Mercilessly I'm snatching victims off the street to sell 'em cheap
'Cause only focused on their suffering
A must they bleed
And my domain is inhumane where legs remain
Above the fireplace, an interface through cyberspace
Without a trace, deteriorating, case by case where maim and rape is commonplace
Making faces into lampshades, skinning like a poacher
Standing over bitches, scavenging her like a vulture
Crying like a little bitch in the corner while I roast her
Shane Dawson it up, I'm jerking it to Willow Smith posters

[Chorus: Succubus Waifu]
You can find every crime, login to sin online
Get you a Glock, get you some rock
Get you some pills to fuck a bitch up
Got what you want for all your nasty stuff
No one gives a fuck when you dark web shop

[Verse 2: King Gordy]
This is a massacre, disaster, I'm coming after ya
I am the master, the slasher, a fuckin' damager
You're just an actor for practice before the actual acting
They yell "action" and you go back to your starring role as a tight asshole
This is obviously a monopoly, you won't pass go
An anomaly, we're shocking things like a fast bolt
Of lightning, it's frightening how I am that bold
I like weed from San Francisco, then land in a disco
Holding a man hand, I didn't know two fuckin' minutes ago
Now I guess we go together, I'm a top and he's a bottom
I get pleasure like whatever or wherever I want to
Drugs, what I won't do...
Well, a little crack for my back, I just smoked two eight-balls
Wait y'all, I've got great balls
Now take y'all panties off before I rape y'all

[Chorus: Succubus Waifu]
You can find every crime, login to sin online
Get you a Glock, get you some rock
Get you some pills to fuck a bitch up
Got what you want for all your nasty stuff
No one gives a fuck when you dark web shop

[Interlude: Succubus Waifu]
Todays specials, roofies, two for one!
Human remains, nine dollars a pound
We've got everything for all you sick fucks!

[Verse 3: Ware-Wolff]
Well, I stay surfin' for a feast online
I'm emptying my pockets for a fetus or five
A teen cuisine dinner with a spleen on side
Insides are all ripe and the meat's all fine
Whether they dead or alive, be ripping out the spine
Finally serve it up with some wine and eat it up like a lion
Swear to God, I got a lot of motherfuckers in the crawlspace
They all wait to be incinerated in the ten foot tall flames

[Chorus: Succubus Waifu & Ware-Wolff]
You can find every crime, login to sin online
Get you a Glock, get you some rock
Get you some pills to fuck a bitch up
Got what you want for all your nasty stuff
No one gives a fuck when you dark web shop
You can find every crime (every crime), login to sin online (Sin online)
Get you a Glock (yeah), get you some rock
Get you some pills to fuck a bitch up
Got what you want for all your nasty stuff
No one gives a fuck when you dark web shop
(Get your bitch ass over to the motherfuckin' dark web, you hoe. Before I abduct your ass and put you up for sale my motherfuckin' self)<>