Danny’s Outta Money

[Verse 1]
He's sittin' on a sofa
Eatin' chicken with his hands
Cryin' on his drumsticks
Like a broken man
He used to be a professor
He's got himself some kinda master's degree
Now he's a New York bullshitter just like me

[Chorus]
Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
We're breakin' up the band

[Verse 2]
Hardest workin' man in showbiz
He's like some kinda sexy guy on the scene
But lately it's been the blow biz if you know what I mean
He's gonna have to sell his kidney
If we don't get no record deal by the end of June
He's goin' back to England pretty soon

[Chorus]
'Cause Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
We're breakin' up the band

[Spoken Interlude]
Hey listen, I don't give a fuckin' rat's ass where you get it, Danny, okay? I don't give a fuck if you sell your ass. You don't get the five g's by Monday, I'm gonna break your fuckin' knees, alright?

[Verse 3]
He thinks he's a pretty good lover
Yeah, well he's gonna have to be tonight
Boys and girls want some after-show delight

[Chorus]
'Cause Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
Danny's outta money
Danny's outta money
Danny's outta money

[Outro]
Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand