Danny Myers vs. Frak

[Round 1: Frak]
Why are you doing this Danny?
Is it April first?
Why put yourself through this every week?
Is this some type of ancient curse?
Where you have to battle every week, no matter what, to save the Earth?
A witch told you if you accomplish this, one day you’ll hit the stage with Surf?
Or is that you need the money, so you battle at these breakneck speeds
There's gotta be one he takes next week at a KFC
Cause he got 10 kids, but he ain't dead beat
So he skating on thin ice like Waynе Gretsky
Even in your parallel univеrse you can’t stay rent free
Yet your universe is parallel, you can’t make ends meet!
Peep
Every time they like, "Champion of the year! Danny’s the one
He’s battling 12 times in 2 days, can it be done?"
He’s got Chilla Jones, Savage The Myth and then Gary The Gun
That’s your weakness, every weekend, rapping for funds
He's Klay Thompson, cause that Achilles heel stopped your Champion run, what?
But you the God of Bars… giving all of us that god feel
With quotes like “I’m like a tire in heaven, this is god’s will (wheel)"
Woo I was atheist 'til I heard that and got chills
Now I’m feeling like a fishing rod in Heaven, God’s real (reel)
He said he the best Pen EVER, honestly?
Him?
The metaphor messiah, the god of the pen
If every punchline is a blessings, every set up bar is a sin
Bring the messiah back to Earth, that pen a cost you (Pentecostal) the win
Him?
You told Hollow, "This a strenuous art"
You told Flex, "I'm a beast with passion"
That's lazy writing, if you don’t like the rhyming part, why you even rapping?
Wolf Of Wall Street he tryna sell us that pen for a cheap reaction
But those set ups should be illegal like police entrapment
I'ma reenact it
See the punchline gas like a Chevy sports car
But the 2nd & 3rd always are some very forced bars
To be a top pen you need many more bars
Geechi.. you let you em in EFB?
Yeah, Every Fourth Bar
But me? Huh I got plenty of weapons
I’m talking, bars, punchlines, set ups & presence
Angles, depth, pen & a message
Rebuttals, humor, I could do any impression
If Beasley read my attributes, there’d be too many to mention
Nah, "I’m a Parallel Universe, you battling someone with too many dimensions
He just screams and you caught these crowds with this awesome power
But you didn’t even know that it’s gas like Auschwitz showers
Ashkenazi, chop his body, turn flesh into cauliflower
Knife working, slice perfect, then wait till his mama found him
Y'all gone see Myers (Meyers) in more parts than Austin Powers
Wowze
Leave you in the desert old man; Muhammad Allah
Come on Dan you got no hands, Abu Hamza
Always screamin, "IM TOO COLD!", call the doctor
Found his body in a ditch, now he TUKOOOO...Salamanca
Pop up
Let's play a game Danny, Whose Booking You Next
Xcel, Brixx, Saurus, I been cooking you vets
Don't act like Frak won't pull a few TECs
I made Diz come to battle me in a bulletproof vest
Yes
And you got robbed in battles against Swave and then Holmzie
And you went straight to your phone all day complaining and groaning
See as battle rappers, I guess there’s different ways that we cope
I got robbed against Diz, I turned that moment into 50K of my own
Oh
Dan didn't know? You getting rap Rick Rolled
Frak Hoffa light you up like the bat signal
I crack rib bones like glass windows
They'll have to bring back his soul like Nat King Cole
You 42, but they treat you like that lil' bro
So I'm fucking up Danny name like a Smack intro, Frrraak

[Round 1: Danny Myers]
Yes, I do fuckin' battle a lot
Niggas be actin' strange when I rap
Frak, I'll fuck yo' mama every week, nobody complains about that
Shoutout to all my niggas locked up like my niggas, facts
All my niggas behind the wall, those that mention
These the niggas with the 6 by 9 ladder and 12 by 10, nigga THOSE dimensions
Listen, fuck that I'm powerful, bars, from Detroit like the Dreadnaughtz
Why the fuck would I worry about a vest when he can get headshots
Bar God!
You be having a lot to say with them angles, speak away champ
You’ll be introduced to the semi automatic with the dick at the end like Sleep Away Camp
Surprise bitch!

{chokes}

This a death trap, these the type of niggas y’all let rap?
He'll be kidnapped, somewhere in Queens is where I left Frak (Lefrak)
It’s just rap!
Ignore it, I’ll show you what a war is
I’ll snatch his whore and-take a blade, and poke her (poker) face like Thesaurus
Or it’s-constant violence, you think we jokin’
I ain’t got no hairline Frak sure, (fracture) but yo’ skull gone be completely broken
I’ll beat his ass relentless
Like Rocky then it’s (Dennis) me tryna Elephant tie (Elephantids) this nigga face to a tusk then stab him with it
Slap the clip in, grippin’ the toast, picture a ghost enter the scope, it ain’t a game
It’s a Japanese assault rifle, I got Frak in Fatal Frame
I’m an animal, Dan’ll go Hannibal, get ya mandible slaughtered off
Bitch this shit's a Cannibal Holocaust
Molotov, strap a bomb where ya veins outta be
Press the button and cover his side bitch in his main artery
This is the art of beef
Yo Illmac, pay me or pay me not
If I’m robbed of dinero, I’ll drive a Tom' through the ghetto, you won’t know if I’m Robert Deniro or Jamie Foxx
Don’t become Collateral Damage, they got Doctor Strange in his late years
Versus a mind deranged to bring Cape Fear, the greats here
I can look at this nigga and tell this lame's a coward
I do this to keep the lights on, but I gotta put his lights out just to stay in power
It’s just a thang of ours, ever since I seen my nigga die, I learned not to be so hesitant
I've been going beast mode ever since and leave no evidence
Was in a Ski slope residence
Letting ki's go while my migos devise cheat codes disguised as Home Depot Mexicans
This is effortless, y’all done seen dozens get ripped
I have to battle a version of you that doesn’t exist to come up with this shit
Machine gun on a tripod, I’m tryna maim this bitch
Soon as he sees that Stand By Me, he’ll know I train-ed for this
I’m jumping off tracks with the white boy and he on the ground with this shit
This wack MC got another two rounds of this shit
Yikes

[Round 2: Frak]
Aye, once you got it back, that round was cold due
A dick at the end? What type of sleeping camp did you go to?
Aye, I don't like the way these battle rappers be talking about your wifey Dan
Her problems are her problems, plus I don't want that karma that Mike P had
Bringing her addictions into a battle, shit, I’d be mad
But what nobody told me, is that she’s a battle rapper, and she’s HIGHKEY TRASH
So y'all a battle rap couple? A little 2 on 2 bridge/groom
You be writing that trash? Or is John John her side dude?
How’d you propose to her?
You get one one knee & spit her a lil’ haiku?
Like, "Do you believe in a Parallel Universe?"
And she was like, "I do"
So y'all a battle rap couple? Sheesh
The wedding ceremony y'all was doubling down
Shouts out the sponsors for the tux and the gown
Smack officiating, Lux in the crowd, one minute rounds
Instead of reading their vows they read each other their BOWS
Like …
Dear Vicki, you’re someone I’d never betray
If you take the Myers, I know you’d put respect on our name
Will you be my battle rap wife to the end of our days?
Til Death Do Us Part, presented by Drake
Y'all a battle rap couple
Does it apply when you and wifey sexin'?
You pull out the Magnum and bust - she has to find protection
Funny this is, he’s like, "BAR GOD!! I'M A LEGEND!!"
She’s like, "You done?"
"Yeah we agreed to 1 round, 90 seconds."
And you got battle rap kids?
After 21 years of being lost and neglected
Two of your kids found you through battle rap and got in your mentions
Then you made them hop in your round the night that you met them
Brings a new meaning to have to battle for your father's attention
Abandoned fathers react different when they first’ll reemerge
Some apologize to their kids for all the hurt that has occurred
Some makes promises, "From now on I’ll be a person of my word."
Danny Myers is like, "Yo, this would be perfect for my third."
Word?
You made 'em battle when you met them? That’s awkward as fuck
In three other battles you use your kids as a prop for a punch
He couldn’t reconnect with his kids, 'til battle rap taught em’ to love
Watching Verb/Hitman like, "Ohh, that's the way you talk to yo' son."
They found you through battle rap? What did they search after?
Instead of 23 & Me, they had to find their dad on Versetracker
You got battle rap kids, and you train 'em so they find themselves
You just battled Lil' Slap - wait- is he your child as well?
Depending if they win or lose, they getting different kinds of belts
Y'all heard of the Jackson 5, fuck is this? The Myers 12?
You got battle rap kids, could start a league & make some major paper
Throw a whole event, even get Beasley to make a trailer
Like, "From the only league that matters. We have constructed a classic
In partnership with Danny Myers and all the daughters and sons he abandoned
A 16 child tournament, all battling for his love and attachment Only one can be champion
URL presents Ultimate Dadness
You got battle rap wife, battle rap kids, and a mountain of debt
So he’s building a battle rap army, that’s why he has thousands of kids
"Son they're deposits, stop calling 'em allowances bitch."
The winner gets to battle Danny, at a crowded event
Shouting his slogan at 'em like “He already on the ground with this shit
This wack MC has a whole 'nother round-
Nah, this wack MC is grounded for this."
Time

[Round 2: Danny Myers]
Yo, all that funny shit, Mr. Funny Guy
Those are your traits
Battle Rap Couple, yeah me and Vicki cut your shit 70% like the divorce rate
I did this without the Jewish angle...but the four’ll bark
Y’all watchin' a rapper get tore apart without the Torah part
You’re a Mark, we from similar struggles, even though it seems less stress, don’t forget that, we both lost relatives from soldiers in the SS
I am the West best
Why would you meet with me to rhyme in a war?
I got the hottest similes, god delivery, God forbid if he try to question my validity
Listen to the crowd as it roars
You don’t got the same response-ability that I’m accountable for
I'll down him for sure!
I’m talking solar plex him, no intestines
The stick glowing, it’s gone look like a game show contestant Covid Testin’
No connection, we don’t view you as a West Coast vet
Nobody feelin’ the boy, you’re only fillin’ the void that Fresco left
You are just no threat, don’t act like these not enemy lines
I will bomb whoever close to me, anyone in this proximity mine
Y’all really be dyin’
Every time I cook it’s clear Hell
Mama came in the kitchen, saw me cutting an onion, then a tear fell
Y’all hear yells between my bars
But selling weed was my first course
I battled every week, giving y'all what y'all thirst for
Even though it's the transitioned- listen
Even when we ran out of Loud, listen nigga I had to work hoarse (horse)
And now you're thinking this is a grudge but-
It’s clear out flagrant you spitting thug stuff
You’re Weird Al Yankovic with a buzz cut
How you gone diss the Parallel Universe like, “It's fuckin’ Science fiction”
When Frak itself literally means “Fuck” in science fiction
He freestyled on Shade 45, that was crazy, Frak's amazing
But if I introduce him to these 5 Fingers Of Death, that would Sway me
Clap .380, listen Frak, you know this brother beast
I had to survive in neighborhoods where everyday we up the piece
Do you believe in a Parallel Universe?
(I do!)
While I was watching Frak versus Disaster, my bro was in the fuckin’ streets
The homie got robbed and ripped up then coroners pulled out another sheet
You can’t fuck with me
And you on the ground with this shit
This wack MC got a whole ‘nother round of this shit
Yikes!

[Round 3: Frak]
No Jewish angle? Original, fresh
But one cross put a Bar God in an infinite rest
You say you live a parallel life, but watch how it intersects
It's not the first time a Jew gave a God a perpendicular death
Do you believe in a Parallel Universe?
Terry’s crew killed him at Sunday service, his family stressed burying him
He died in front of the Christian church pressed by Terry and 'em (Presbyterian)
Whatever he was going through that day, I hope Terry is passed it
But there’s just one thing- I keep trying to compare and contrast it
His name was Terry, the church was press by Terry in - the scenario matches, what ARE the chances?
It seems like all your friend’s names match their various actions
He had a friend named Carry, had to carry his casket
He had a friend named Barry, they had to bury the hatchet
He had a friend named Cherry, died at a 7/11, they had Cherry blasted
He had a friend names Jerry, died of old age, he was Geriatric

{Guy passes out in the crowd}

I just hit that dude in the face, that's somethin' we gon' be talkin' 'bout
If I was Danny Myers I'd be like, "Yeah well these caps will knock you out!"
He had a friend names Jerry, died of old age, he was Geriatric
Did Morgan really play the organ? Was he really pressed by Terry and 'em?
Danny that’s not a Parallel Universe, those are imaginary friends
He had one like, “My friend died in a fire the same night as the housewarming” that’s a chilling tragic incident
But that’s not a Parallel Universe, that’s just a really sad coincidence
Come to think of it..
It was my friend Cole’s wedding day, it was winter in the North East
He forgets his shoes when he leaves, hoping that he won’t freeze
Do you believe in a lyrical coincidence?
(I do!)
He was buried in the snow deep
He never made it to the alter, the coroner said that he had cold feet!
(I'M TOO COLD! AND SO WAS HE!)
My homie Ebenezer worked security, to make dollars for his family
He worked at a phone store, he was stocking up the gadgetry
Do you believe in an elaborate abstract scenario invented just to make this wordplay work?
(I do!)
They tried to rob him for the Samsungs, I still Marvel at the tragedy
And he died, literally, as a Guardian of the Galaxy
(I'M THE GOAT!)
There’s even hidden parallel universes in the things that he’s rapped
Like would you go back in time to let your kids be with their dad?
Do you believe in a lyrical coincidence?
(I do!)
You put a lima bean in a time machine, the meaning was trash
Cause you made a vegetable in the future, when you shoulda been thinking about your seeds in the past
Gas!
So did battle rap reunite y'all - or is it what drove you apart?
Cause every holiday Danny was on the road with his bars
Doing what your kids were supposed to do, opening cards
It’s like Spiderman, cause there was No Way Home from the start
And in this parallel universe, your loved ones don’t know who you are
Nahhh
Those aren't parallel universes, stop with the antics
You're just forcing wordplay into a scenario you thought of at random
Think Trigonometry classes
Cause the function of your angles are all a distraction
You say your universe is parallel but then go off on a tangent
What a real parallel universe is is quantum mechanics
A multi verse where every reality that’s possible happens
And every time you make a choice, the particles fragment
And a new universe is spawned in a cosmic reaction
This is physics, but shit, if you’re agnostic or Catholic
Weather science or religion, we all spawned from an atom
You say your the bar god, but by that logic and pattern
There’s infinite Bar Gods, all gods of their planet
So there has to be one parallel universe, where you're the god you’ve always imagined
So watch as it happens…
I had a homie named Danny, he was a cool dude
The greatest battle rapper, fuck Lux, and fuck Mook too
Fuck the mid-tier, he's with the who’s who’s
Fuck the Volumes, he in the huge rooms
Every battle has a million views on YouTube
And the checks so big, he only battles every blue moon
If every universe exists, this one has to be true too
Do you believe in that Parallel Universe?
Not even you do

[Round 3: Danny Myers]
I’m just here to rap, I ain’t come to talk about this and that, I ain't got no angles in this match
So in preparation, I chose to show our separation with the facts
Listen Frak
You take my shortcomings and quantify it
Then you try to come up with clever ways to monetize it
But if I had tried it, I’d be in all the blog sites, the VadaFly’s and-
3 Letterman’s like, “Danny took the race angle"
So when I was writin’ I decided to take lyricism in it’s purest form and modify it
Like what’s an angle?
I found the definition and solved it
It’s a particular way of approaching an issue or problem
So you go in these battles with the intention to go around it
Then you wanna take simplistic angles to throw around it with the intention to around it
What would you call a linebacker in the field that never pushed a block?
Or NBA player that just dribbled the ball but never took the shot
Or a heavyweight fighter that danced around the ring but never stood and boxed?
It put your odds in your favor

{chokes}

{Shoutout to Danny for sending us the rest of his bars for his fans on Genius to see}

And by now they see you use angles to draw their attention from the core
But I’m a walking contradiction, look at all I’ve sacrificed
How you gone kill me with a ANGLE when a CORNER brought me back to life
That precise, at my lowest point, I knew Eyed be the king
The summer I met my FIRST CONNECTION it was 90 degrees
But that was back in the 90’s , I’m taking about the younger me
Never went to college but as a BACHELOR me and my ASSOCIATES had it MASTERED to some DEGREE
So fuck with me , I know these niggas think you smart, cool raise and arc
He surrounded by sticks like Frak ‘bout to join a frat then the hazing starts
The way I spark the pipes is glorious
But I can drop these two sticks and transform into Michael Morbius