Danger

She was a bi-girl
A left wing commie
She was a diver and a libertine
She was an egghead
She let me watch first
It was over after that for me

She had a girlfriend
Her name was Munchy
She said I named her
'cause that what she do
She had to go out
She left me with her
She said call me when you two are through

What's a man supposed to do?
(What's a man supposed to do?)
When fantasies of sex come true?
(What's a man supposed to do?)

Shе had a shrink
His name was Victor
He said she rеally did it all for me
It freaked her out
Now she was angry
He'd try to help us for modest fee

What's a man supposed to do?
(What's a man supposed to do?)
When fantasies of sex come true?
(When fantasies come true)

I left my heart in San Francisco
(San Francisco)
I left my brains and money too
(money, money, money, money)
I lost myself
When I slipped into that void
Burned by the three-way switch she threw

Three times a week
Two bills an hour
Still she had one foot out the door
Four months in
She met a surf pro
I don't need to tell you any more

What's a man supposed to do?
(What's a man supposed to do?)
When fantasies of sex come true?
(When fantasies come true)
What's a man supposed to do?
(Man just do what he will do)
What's a man supposed to do?
(Sex'll be the death of you)
What's a man supposed to do?
(Man just do what he will do)
What's a man supposed to do?
(What's a man supposed to do?)
What's a man supposed to do?
(When fantasies come true)