[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich]
Uh, uh
Not from this planet, I fell off a comet
Stick with my dog like we Wallace and Gromit (Yeah)
Throw up the four, and I'm lettin' it vomit (Fuck)
These niggas throw up a track, but I can't hear the art in their music, this shit is just content (They shit is weak)
Niggas been pickin' my pockets (Damn), niggas been cappin' on profits (Damn)
That shit don't make you a prophet (Damn), it make you pathetic (Wow)
I netted six figures in profits (Yeah), rappin' some shit out a closet (Yeah)
Still tryna punk me, we turnin' his egg to an omelete
Niggas can't fuck with the concept, you niggas fuckin' with nonsense (Damn)
Think he the one, he composite, this shit a promise
If I see a nigga talkin' out his neck, I'll turn into the faucet, I'm saucin' (Yeah, yeah)
[Verse 2: Ham Sandwich]
We fryin' his noodle
They feedin' that poison, that Kit and Kaboodle, it's brutal, he toasted
He look like a Strudel (Damn), I came in the spot, and I earned my approval (Yeah)
I just pulled his card, and it's up for renewal (Facts)
I'm pressin' his people, they softer than poodles (Damn)
This .22 on Dooku
I shoot you with red beams, shit ain't a boo-boo
I feel like Cthulhu controllin' the jetstream (Brrt)
Fuck what they sayin', my niggas the best team (Yeah)
It's why none of y'all niggas could stress me (None of y'all)
Google Translate, I'll let the tech speak (Yeah)
Real kings don't move like the chess piece (No sir)
Ain't it funny when niggas start throwin' they disses around ain't nobody address me? (Huh?)
Most these niggas still tryna impress me (Yeah), and these bitches been tryna caress me (Yessir)
[Verse 3: Ham Sandwich]
Ayy, ayy
Midwest nigga, my chopper like, "Ope"
Chop at his body, and gave him no hope (Damn)
Not even a little, he can't even cope (Buh)
Shorty was cold so I gave her my coat (Yeah)
Shorty was thirsty, I gave her a Coke (Yup)
Face in a book while I gave her a poke (Yeah)
Used to be racist, I'm makin' her woke (What?)
Not no professor (Yeah), still gave her the oak (Yeah)
Shorty made it disappear like I'm Okarun (Yeah)
Big hands like Momo, she ask for a choke (Wah)
Honestly, what I'm lookin' for is overdue (Yeah)
Haunter, I hit a lick, and I'm a ghost (Yeah)
Nessie, I'm water-walkin' with an ocean view
Seiko, my shooter send a round like Sosa do
Pork mode nigga (Ayy), this is not the kosher food
[Chorus: Mix Williams & Ham Sandwich]
That boy said he kill a mic?
Ayy, run the jewels, I'm turbo granny
That boy dead, he in my sights
Stick to his face, vergo burger patty
That boy talk a lot of shit
Push and Mal, we drop a lot of clips
Poltergeist, we poppin' off the rip
Paradise, we drop 'em off a cliff, okay
[Verse 4: Mix Williams]
Ayy, never missed a mark, I'm Cuban with the shits (Yeah)
Squares on every side, Rubiks in this bitch (Ayy)
Don't drop enough, but still makin' a lot
Pull the switch and I promise yo block gon' get a shift (Brrt)
Told little shawty I'm him, that's my pronouns
She hit the turbo, I told her to slow down
She wanna get nasty, she go down and show out
My dick in her mouth, so my name hard to pronounce (Ayy)
Got all these niggas wanna talk about me
And I'd never say shit, well, that's done with, nigga (Ayy)
Me and my crew done payin' our dues
Ya granny old news, we run shit, nigga (Ayy)
I'm in my prime, I done came from the sky
My bullets gon' fly like a gunship, nigga (Brrt)
You could take that risk, nigga, bring yo clique
Talkin' one through six, that's one hit, nigga, like what (Ayy) What? (Ayy)
Y'all talkin' hits, but you don't even make 'em though (Ooh)
Talk on the WIFI yo momma been payin' for (Ooh)
Shawty so thick, she is what I been prayin' for (Ooh)
Make it disappear like magic, Orlando (Ooh)
Told her wait 'til we home, but she can't keep her hands off (Ooh)
She stole my gold, and she hold it for ransom (Ooh)
If she ask who the GOAT, tell her Mix is the answer, like what?
DANDADAN (RUN THE JEWELS) was written by Ham Sandwich (USA) & Mix Williams.
DANDADAN (RUN THE JEWELS) was produced by OmarCameUp.
Ham Sandwich (USA) released DANDADAN (RUN THE JEWELS) on Fri Aug 29 2025.