Damned Old Dog (Live)

[Verse 1]
When I grow up, I would like to be a dog
Because any diddlin' male would do
If I was a damned old dog
I wouldn't be fussy for you

[Verse 2]
Do I wanna be a housebroken dog
And eat better than an Indian?
I don't wanna be a damned old dog
I just wanna lick your chin again

[Bridge]
I thought that I could convince you
I thought that I could get through
Chew out a hole in the fence you
Threw up between me and you

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
Limpin' around in the moonlight
Coverin' up what I did
Words decompose all around me
Nuisances I committed

[Verse 3]
So do I wanna be a dog?
They could carve the heat out of me
If I was a damned old dog
I wouldn't have to damned old human bе