DAKOTA TOOK MY FUCKIN LUNCH / NIGGA CHICKEN SANDWICH FREESTYLE

[Intro: Cam Haller & Momma Cuf]
He is talented, there is no doubt about that
Alright—Yeah, I mean he's, he's fourteen, we gotta put this into perspective
First of all, yes
He's fourteen (He's fourteen) years old (Reuel, stop playin' with these niggas), but let me also say, the way he carried himself at Summer Smash was different
He is a different vibe, he is mature, but I would never say that he has the demeanor and the outward appearance of a fourteen year old

[Verse 1]
I ain't got no sticks, lil' nigga, this shit rap cap
I just missed the bus, finna go home and take a cat nap
How this nigga lyin' in his— (Ah, fuck)
How this nigga lyin' in his sleep? That's a cap nap (Stop the cap)
Bitch, you ain't mine, do I look like I'm Sapnap?
Like how the fuck this nigga came— (Fuck, bro, fuck)
How the fuck this nigga came to school with no backpack?
My plug up in jail, hiding dope in his ass crack
Nigga put me back across the border 'cause my Visa gone
Posted on the block, why the fuck they ain't bring Caesar home?
Kiss the bitch one time, now this bitch won't leave me alone
Back against the world, nigga, I don't rock no VLONE
I can tell this nigga ain't— (Fuck, bro, how do I—?)
I can tell this nigga don't be trappin', he's a capper
Talkin' shit on IG, man, this nigga just a actor
I fucked this bitch on tour so I'ma fuck her best friend after
Niggas steady packin' on discord but ain't no laughter
Niggas walkin' up to me in class, "Are you a rapper?"
I just took this nigga bitch, but I still ain't clap her
Bad bitch givin' me knowledge, she thought I was Cl4pers
(Oh my goodness)

[Verse 2]
A dude with blonde dreads ran up and tried to take my lunch
I don't even remember too much, I think his name was Slump
All I did was look at her, and shawty said I'm 'bout to—
Blocked him on IG 'cause he was actin' too gay
Soon as I get home, get on the game and turn on 2K
I heard Slump be scammin' now, that nigga made like 2K
But he ain't even get me now, I been knew he was two-faced
Childish ass nigga actin' like he still in middle school
I ain't even fifteen yet, nigga, I'm still in middle school
If I don't make it in the rap industry, I'ma blow up my middle school
A nigga tried to book me for 5K to perform at a middle school
(That nigga got me fucked up)

[Verse 3]
I just scored on a pint of Tris', it got me fucked up
Bitch say she ain't tryna suck my dick, you got me fucked up
Niggas tryna rob me 'cause I'm rich, you got me fucked up
I ain't goin' for it, I pull the stick out in the hallway
I just saw two people fightin' in the hallway
I just saw two bitches pull out each other hair on the hallway
I just got detention for having no pass in the hallway
Nigga said he been a fan, nigga, that's what they all say
I just scam my granny cousin, he be workin' at Allstate

[Interlude]
I need to catch the fuckin' beat
I'm so off beat right now, this shit makes no sense
I'm mad offbeat
Yeah

[Verse 4]
A nigga named Grim Ox just asked to get added to my live
Scammed a nigga for a thousand dollar feature, now I gotta hide
My bitch ain't shave today, I look down and she got a hive
(Nigga, what the fuck?)
Nigga made a gay Antisocial, I think his name JAHHLU
Random nigga just joined my live and I think his name JAHHLU
And a random nigga just told me he stubbed his toe, I think his name JAHHLU
I got a fan, he bald with the yellow tee, I think his name Caillou

[Outro]
I don't even—
I don't even feel like rapping no more, I ain't even gonna lie
I'ma just drop this bitch right now, fuck it