[Intro]
"I pinch you like this.. oh you little fuck"
If anyone wants to buy Van Gogh's fine art, come to the back
Shh! The song is starting!
[Verse 1]
This bitch in the midst of a reflex
And a generation of botox songs where we can rap about dick being used as floss
Twist these lyrics up like tongue twists when your mouth can never persist
I can't see how you can rap on this mic, too quick to start a fight
Hit a lick and you instantly wanna turn into a dyke
Young male, Van Dyke, wanna get some head tonight
In between the scissors, kick, fell for the young man's shtick
Crack open a Corolla with an ice pick
Beer pong, sugar coated Vicodin
Huffing puffing nitrogen while I'm sitting over here chewing on Flintstones vitamins
Swallow a gallon of amphetamines and slap my dick across the keyboard faster than Juicy J sips Promethazine
Fuck, man. I wanna get some slob on my knob tonight
[Hook]
Fucking with these assholes
Tall body, long face
Bangs slapping across the face with a fucking Hollister tee
Singing songs they can't pronounce
Versace Versace Versace
How fucking unique
I stick my dick in a lamp shell, then eat with a guy whose mass appeal is as interesting as a dry wall
Jaws drop, smiles curvy, these ladies and all with a guy whose vocabulary is swaggy
Cargo shorts down to the knee like he's Scraggy
Probably fuck a grown lady like Noriko Kashiwagi
Middle fingers up
Fuck you
Zero luck, star struck of how these hoes star for a young schmuck, dabbling duck
We middle fingers up
Fuck you
Zero luck, star struck of how these hoes star for a young schmuck, dabble in these drugs 'till I feel happy like a daffodil
[Bridge]
It's not easy to understand, alright
You gotta accept that most of these girls look four years older than they should, because they drench their faces in a bucket of makeup
To suck some lame's dick
And then it cums in their throat and then they throw up, alright, I'm sorry
I've seen it a million times and this is the way the cookie crumbles
Daffodil, daffodil
I'm happy like a daffodil
(Hook)
Daily Head was produced by Dinson.