‎‎dagenham to barking

[Verse 1]
Get the car and I start it, pay a guy to parallel-park it
Twelve pound, it's a bargain
Get the firework and spark it, ran from Dagenham to Barking
In loafers, I'm charming, I'm on game chat laughing
Prox chat heard me it's jarring, two guys ran in the room
Now I'm darting, shouting, "Let's harm him"
It's you and what army, man I dare you to harm me
I'm with a guy and he's drunk off Bacardi
2 gram of Charlie, Lucozade Sport and a Hot Pepperami
I just came here to party, I did a rainbow flick on par 3
Bratz over Barbies, man, I'm with Jeff Hardy watching iCarly

[Chorus]
Jimmy Bullard with a mic stand
IPhone 12 in my right hand
I'm a one-man live band
I could survive, like, the rest of my life
With like five bands
Jimmy Bullard with a mic stand
IPhone 12 in my right hand
I'm a one-man live band
IPod and a Sprite can

[Verse 2]
Bеlieve me, I'vе tried
How do you make me believe all your lies
Sometimes I hate that I'm nice
But it feels kinda right
When I give right of way
On a nice Sunday drive
I'm in a dark blue Golf
That I paid one-point-six for, then sold for a loss
I kinda cared how it cost but I just sat in my drive
Till the tyres went soft
I'm kinda friends with my boss
I'm tryna get to the point where I know what he keeps in his loft
Says a lot about a man what he keeps at the top of a Guitar Hero still in the box
Still in the box, got Guitar Hero still in the box
Says a lot about a man what he keeps at the top of a Guitar Hero still in the box

[Chorus]
Jimmy Bullard with a mic stand
IPhone 12 in my right hand
I'm a one-man live band
I could survive, like, the rest of my life
With like five bands
Jimmy Bullard with a mic stand
IPhone 12 in my right hand
I'm a one-man live band
IPod and a Sprite can
Jimmy Bullard with a mic stand
IPhone 12 in my right hand
I'm a one-man live band
I could survive, like, the rest of my life
With like five bands
Jimmy Bullard with a mic stand
IPhone 12 in my right hand
I'm a one-man live band
IPod and a Sprite can