Dads Just Don’t Care

[Verse 1]
Now here's a little story about our dad
He calls us morons when he gets real mad
He doesn't wear pants and he sits in a chair
You know what I'm saying: dads just don't care!

[Verse 2]
If you don't know our dad, then hey, don't worry
Last name Goldberg, first name Murray
He takes a long nap and misses our games
Most of the time, he forgets our names!
Most dads play catch and throw around a ball
But our dad doesn't care about us kids at all

[Verse 3]
Okay, here's a situation
Our dad has a problem with flatulation
He doesn't care about anything, for real
I got an A on a test and he said, "big deal"
He has no worries, he has no fears
He hasn't seen a doctor in fifteen years
When he buys a hoagie, we don't get a bite
He couldn't care less, and he's totally right!
When it comes to hygiene, what do you think?
There's no part of his body that does not stink
When we come to our dad and we need to cry
He says, "You're ruining this episode of Magnum P.I.!
"Can't you see I'm busy and don't wanna be bothered?
"Sometimes I ask God why he made me a father!
"Now leave me alone, and go upstairs"
You know what I'm saying
Dads just don't care!

[Outro]
Dads, dads, dads just don't care
Dads, dads, dads just don't care
Dads, dads, dads just don't care
Dads, dads, dads just don't care