Daddy

[Intro]
I love you, daddy
I love you, daddy
Let's stay together

[Verse 1]
Met him at a hotel in Montreal
I licked his asshole and he sucked my balls
He wants a pro, he knows the protocol
He calls me daddy, I don't call him at all
I met him at a hotel in Montreal
I licked his asshole and he sucked my balls
Bust my nut, now it's on the wall
He calls me daddy, I don't call him at all

[Chorus]
I love you, daddy, let's stay together
I'm yours forever, I love you, daddy
I love you, daddy, let's stay together
I'm yours forever, I love you, daddy

[Verse 2]
My man cleans out with a Kool-Aid enema
So I get a sugar high when I'm sticking my head in ya
Got the buns? I got the miracle whip I'm spreading ya
White wonder bread with the cheddar shredd'n ya
Hit me in the morning, suck me when I'm snoring
Bust when I'm yawning, iPhone recording
He sleeps in my arms from dusk till dawn
It ain't love, but I feel for you, Chaka Khan
Still fucking with this felon that I met up in Oregon
Dick smack me back to the future, Delorean
Put me in cuffs like I broke the law again
I ain't locked up, but I got lockjaw again
He bad, he bold, he got a mouth of gold
Side-by-side dick pic with the remote control
I'm nice, I bought us donuts up the road
I gave him the cream pie and took the jelly roll

[Refrain]
He calls me daddy, calls me daddy, calls me daddy
He calls me daddy, calls me daddy, calls me daddy
He calls me daddy, calls me daddy, calls me daddy
He calls me daddy, I don't call him at all

[Verse 3]
So I'm sure you can tell by now I'm a gentleman that takes pride in my appearance
As this Daddy Department high thread count T-shirt
You can call me, daddy, but I ain't paying for shit
I might take you to a very expensive Irish restaurant called Mc Donald's
(May I take your order?)
After that, I'm gonna take it to dessert and my friend Denny's
Would you like that?

[Chorus]
I love you, daddy, let's stay together
I'm yours forever, I love you, daddy
I love you, daddy, let's stay together
I'm yours forever, I love you, daddy
He calls me daddy, calls me daddy, calls me daddy
He calls me daddy, calls me daddy, calls me daddy
He calls me daddy, calls me daddy, calls me daddy
He call me daddy, I don't call him at all