Dad Swag

[Intro]
Ayy, ayy

[Verse 1]
My laundry is dirty
My bitches, they pertty
My bank account filled with lots of zeroes, but it's one
Yeah, I do it for fun
Yeah, I did the fuckin' dash
Yeah, I drank so many liquor, now I got a fuckin' rash

[Chorus]
So help me out, help me out
That's all I ask
People used to love me, think I switched up 'cause the cash
I'm fuckin' broke, man
People laughin', I'm a joke, man
But I got swag, swag just like your dad, dad
These bitches wish they had, I got 'em mad
But most the time, yeah, I guess I'm pretty glad
These haters hate, man
It's fuckin' sad, it's fuckin' sad
So all those fuckin' people, man, you can kiss my ass (Kiss my ass)

[Verse 2]
Bitch, I'm up, just like a rocketeer
And I don't see no stoppin' near
Ayy, guess I got a lot of fears
Man, fuck the fear, get out of here

[Chorus]
But I got swag just like your dad
These bitches wish they had, I got 'em mad, ooh, I got 'em mad (I got 'em mad)
Most the time I'm pretty glad
People used to love me, think I switched up 'cause the cash (I got 'em mad)

[Verse 3]
I'm late for work, I'm poor as fuck
My hair is long, my songs, they suck
I can't get laid, can't get respect
The girls on Tinder swipe me left
My chain is fake, my glasses break
My chips are stale, I'm very pale
I don't go out, I get so nervous
Cellphone sucks, can't get no service
Can't do drugs, I'm on probation
You do great? Congratulations
My car's stuck, the aggravation
And it's a mile to the station

[Chorus]
So help me out, just help me out, that's all I ask
People used to love me, think I switched up 'cause the cash
I'm fuckin' broke, man
People laughin', I'm a joke, man
But I got swag just like your dad
These bitches wish they had, I got 'em mad, I got 'em mad, ooh, ayy
I got 'em mad, I got 'em mad, ayy