Dad Jokes

When does a joke become a 'Dad Joke’?
Ugh, I don't know, when?
When it becomes a parent
Ow

Sleepover at my girls tonight
Nails done, scrunchie tight
Girl talk at the party right
Then dad rolls in like he's so fly
He’s all "Have you heard this one?"
Spinnin' up them cheesy puns
But he thinks by having fun
All we wanna do is run

He thinks he's Uncle Jesse
But he's more like Joey Gladstone
He opens up his mouth
And I'm all like cut it out

'Cause he thinks he's funny when hе's not
I guess that’s all he’s got
Hey, girl
Hеre he goes with the rolodex of dad jokes
Every one a bad joke
He's trying to be cool but he can’t
I know he knows it's so embarassing
It must be a dad thing
But I won't pull his finger again

Hey, what's brown and sticky?
A stick!

He say I don’t laugh 'cause I'm woke
But I'm just tired of the same jokes
Let him think I'd be on my toes
Sure dad, you got my nose
And he's clinging to his lines
Like they're the greatest of all time
We all know you got your shit
From the back of a popsicle stick

Listen to this

Oh, no
He's still doing the dad jokes
Every one a bad joke
Oh my god, can't you take a hint?
You know I heard them all the first time
And the eighty first time
And they're not getting better, my friend

Another dad joke, another sad joke
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something
Another dad joke, another sad joke
Haha, I'll get out of here but before I go
Have you heard this one?
What did the drummer name his daughters?
What, dad?
Anna-One, Anna-Two
Oh, stop it
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
What?
He let out a little wine
Uh, dad! Why don't you just make like a banana and split?
He-He-Hey, that's pretty good, kiddo

Uhh
Oh, no
I think I like the dad jokes
Every one a rad joke
'Cause you don't have to think you just laugh
We know you know it's a lame dad thing
But hey, we saw you laughing
So won't you pull my finger again?
Another dad joke, tell me a dad joke
Why did Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle
Another dad joke, where did my friends go?
They made like a tree and leafed