D.U.I.

[Verse 1]
Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace
I don't remember where
Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home
I grab my keys and a beer

[Pre-Chorus]
Cops, they took my licence away
Got my car out of impound today
I've been drunk since last Saturday
You'd better stay out of my way

[Chorus]
I drink and drive
Feel so alive
I'll never take that dive
Feel so alive
Doin' 95
I drink and drive
Feel so alive
I drink and drive

[Verse 2]
Early in the morning and the freeway's deserted
Like it's all mine
I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record
But I can't drive a straight line
Flashing lights split the night
I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right
Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big rig
At least you'll never catch me, you fucking pigs!
Designate someone other than me
Im so drunk I can hardly see
Another shot of Jäger and I turn the key
I've got so many places to be

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[Bridge]
When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe
They won't drive at night
Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright
But I think I drive alright

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