D.O.A.

[CHARON, spoken]
You know, the ferryman thing is just my day job
My real passion is music
Do you wanna hear my demo?
I'm sorry I can't hear you over that sweet ass riff!

[CHARON]
Seen plenty of people all over the years
From heroes to half-bloods, with their pitiful tears
Thinkin' that they'll save a loved one
From below

[ENSEMBLE]
Oh no, oh no, oh no

[CHARON]
They think they'll pop down for a quick trip

[ENSEMBLE]
But it don't work like that

[CHARON]
So kids
Here's a tip
You ain't gettin' out
We gotcha and we ain't lettin' go

[ENSEMBLE]
Oh no, Oh no

[CHARON]
Down here, you're D.O.A
And you're here to stay
Yeah, you're stuck forever
Never get away
No hope of survival
You're dead on arrival

[CHARON, spoken]
What do you think of my song?

[CHARON, spoken]
We have all the greats down here
Mozart, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain
Who do you feel like listening to?

[GROVER, spoken]
Ooo, do you have any Josh Groban?

[CHARON, spoken]
We will
Eventually

[CHARON]
I ferry the souls of the newly deceased
I got a sweet ride, it was newly leased
And if the dead complain
I just turn up the stereo

[[GROVER, spoken]]
We get our kicks 'cross the River Styx
It's a permanent trip
So don't try no tricks
Gentleman and ladies, it's Hades who runs the show

[CHARON, spoken]
Oh, look, the Vienna Boys' Choir

[VIENNA BOYS' CHOIR]
Eins, zwei, drei
Down here you're D.O.A
And you're here to stay
Yeah, you're stuck forever
Never get away
No hope of survival

[CHARON, spoken]
You're dead
Who has two turntables and three sick heads?
Make some noise for D.J. Cerberus

[ENSEMBLE]
D.O.A
D.O.A

[CHARON & ENSEMBLE]
Down here, you're D.O.A
And you're here to stay
Yeah, you're stuck forever
Never get away
No hope of survival
You're dead on arrival
Dead on arrival

[ENSEMBLE]
Can't get, can't get away
Can't get away 'cause you're D.O.A now
Can't get, can't get away
D.O.A., D.O.A

[CHARON]
You ain't ever gonna save what matters
You ain't gonna protect your friends
You ain't ever gonna be remembered
This is where your story ends today

[ENSEMBLE]
D.O.A