D.I.A.T

[Chorus]

I wanna see your dad in a thong
I don’t see how that’s wrong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I don’t see how that’s wrong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
Please let me see your dad in a thong

[Verse One]

I really don’t see how it’s wrong
(Wrong)
Chest hairy like King Kong
I’ve waited for so long
To see him in that thong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
(Ooh)

I wanna see your dad in a thong
If you feel the same way, sing along
Balls going everywhere like ping pong
You better get that thing on
Stretch it like a slingshot

I ain’t tryna have nobody else
(Ay)
I just want to daddy to myself
(Ay)
Just imagine me and daddy reenacting scene in action from titanic it’s gigantic! Make him squeak like a
Mouse

Sitting on his lap call him Santa
Taking off my Uncle Chuck pyjamas
Maybe if you just gave me a chance to unzip my pants
And lookatdat banana!

It’s not even a weird thing to ask for
(Ask for)
Being honest this is all just natural
(Natural)
It’ll take two seconds
I won’t do it if it really is that big of a hassle
(Hassle)

[Chorus]

I wanna see your dad in a thong
I don’t see how that’s wrong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I don’t see how that’s wrong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I wanna see your dad in a thong

[Verse Two]

This ain’t good now. Uncle Chuck is jealous
And everybody knows how he’s a drug menace
That line about ping pong?
Damn I was so wrong
Now there’s more
Balls than public tennis

And now they tryna touch a my a penis
This is outta hand it’s getting reckless
Wow they should be hugging me
Now they are just bugging me
Too bad I didn’t bring my bug repellent

Now uncle chuck is all drunk and stuff, and now he locks me in the trunk
Now I’m bundled up with my lungs all full of dust and the car is making a sound, it’s all rusty
(Ay)

Suddenly it’s silent
Then I hear a splash
Damn he tried to kill me?
I need to act fast

I open up the trunk and try to swim up to the surface
Uncle Chuck is chasing me
It’s making me nervous

Did he have too many beers?
Or could he just not steer?
I look around and just when I think I’m in the clear

Uncle Chuck grabbed me
And said:
Come here baby!
But in the corner of my eye-
Oh it’s dad he’s here to save me!

[Chorus]

I wanna see your dad in a thong
I don’t really see how that’s wrong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I don’t see how that’s wrong
I wanna see your dad in a thong
I wanna see your dad in a thong

(I just wanted to see your dad in a thong
I just wanted to see your dad in a
I just wanted to see your dad in a thong
I just wanted to see your dad in a)