Cut 1/2 Blues (Don’t Get Bent Out of Shape version 2)

Some folks get their kicks stompin' on ants
Some folks fall for love and romance
Some like to roll in the mud and laugh
My baby just likes to cut people in half

I got the cut in half blues
Yeah, the cut in half blues
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut in half blues

I thought I heard a chainsaw
Revvin' late last night
Woke up the next morning cut in two
And I knew that I was right

I got the cut in half blues
Yeah, the cut in half blues
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut in half blues

Well I knew that we were in trouble
And I knew she lost her head
When she started bringing all those
Power tools to bed

I got the cut in half blues
Yeah, the cut in half blues
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut in half blues

Well, I'm resting in my grave
All I do is grunt
'Cause the undertaker got all mixed up
And put my ass in the front

I got the cut in half blues
Yeah, the cut in half blues
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut in half blues