Current Events (Skit)

[Intro: News broadcasts]
Good evening and thank you for joining us
We're going to begin with breaking news tonight out of Minneapolis
Where the National Guard is being mobilized
After violent protests erupted overnight over the death of George Floyd

The Coronavirus crisis has taken another staggering turn for the worst
More than 77,000 new cases were reported yesterday
That beats the old one-day record by nearly 10,000

The bodies of Robert Fuller and Malcolm Harsch were discovered hanging from trees in 2 public venues
Ten days and 50 miles apart
Though police say neither death appears to be connected
Or shows any indication of foul play
Tonight their shocking deaths are leading to calls for the State Attorney General to investigate

Jai: Mane fuck bruh

Trio: Damn nigga what's wrong with you?

Jai: I'm not tryna hear none of that shit that's going on right now bro

Trio: So you ain't tryna hear what's going on with black folk in the world?

Jai: I'm not tryna hear about Black men dying and getting hung
Or Black folk robbing Gucci bro, no

Trio: See that's your problem
It's a whole movement going on
Ever since you started rapping, you been acting like a damn coon

Jai: A coon? Nigga what?

Trio: Rapping about chilling with yo bitch
Rapping about 2K all the damn time

Jai: Man aight nigga, whatever you say bruh

Trio: Aight then, leave nigga!
You rap niggas live in a whole fantasy world
You black nigga!
That's what I'm tryna tell you
You black no matter how much money you got
No matter how many bitches you got, none of that
You black nigga!