Cuphead the Musical

You’ve all probably heard the rumors
About this plucky little fella named Cuphead-
He’s coming to collect on our deals with The Devil-
-and we need to stop him!

Hey! He’s comin’ this way, so beware!
Say, let’s shoot him right out of the air!
I could put him on icing myself!
And we three veggies won’t be so good for his health!

Let’s just smash him!
Or whack him with a trout!
We could thrash him-
And then pour his insides out!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him die!
We’re gonna kill off Cuphead
With a big goodbye!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil
Is coming due today!

Ooo, just wait’ll I get my wings on that Cuphead!
I’d like to chip his china…

I’ll see that his life is cut short!
While I call in the cops to come bee support!
Why not give him the ride of his life!
Then shank that shnook with a briar sharp as a knife!

Let’s use science!
And arm ourselves for war!
Sky-high violence-
-is what Cuphead has in store!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him die!
We’re gonna make him fish food!
And zen ve’ll make him fry!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil
Is coming due today!

One shift of the stars and the tide is sure to turn!
Too bad Cuphead’s about to lose big!
Three heads will hunt him till Cuphead feels the burn
For the rest of hisheadlining gig!

They call me King Dice, cause that’s who I am!
A royal pain whose diabolical plan
To close some contracts needs a sucker or two
So come on, Cuphead! Kid, I’m talking to you!
Come shake my hand!
We got a deal?
Good, cause now it gets real…

You agreed to my game and you lost!
You accepted the odds, now you’ll cough up the cost!
Don’t screw with me kid, or I swear
I’ll take my tea from your skull like cheap chinaware!

Scare him!
Scorch him!
Let’s liquify his brains!
Taze him!
Torch him!
And then bury his remains!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him die!
It’s his final curtain!
And the end is nigh!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil
Is coming due today! (x5)