Cuomohemian Rhapsody

[Section 1]

[Verse 1]
Somebody's Heine
Is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one
Is giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Oh, yeah
Alright

[Chorus]
Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be
(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills, rollin' like a celebrity

[Verse 2]
Flip on the telly
Wrestle with Jimmy
Somethin' is bubblin'
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow
The bottle is ready to blow

[Chorus]
If you want to destroy my sweater (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away)
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone

[Guitar Solo]

[Section 2]

[Verse 3]
(Uh) I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
Buddy Holly, (Buddy Holly), Buddy Holly, (Buddy Holly)
And you're Mary Tyler Moore (Come on and kick me)
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids
Oh

[Chorus]
Woah, come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) Come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your problems
(Whoa, whoa) I've got my ass wipe
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your big G's
Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh

[Bridge]
Buddy Holly, (Buddy Holly)
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
Beelzebub has a devil put aside
Buddy Holly
Buddy Holly
Buddy

[Section 3]

[Chorus]
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
It won't happen to me anymore
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
Why bother?

[Outro]
If you want to destroy my sweater (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
Say it ain't so
Why bother?
Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be
(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills

[Buddy Holly Riff]