Crystal Ball

Crystal Ball
[Intro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Insane Clown Posse, Psychopathic, Twiztid, Dark Lotus Family
It's our world
It's our world
Psychopathic, Juggalos, Juggalos, it's our world

[Chorus: Violent J]
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright

[Verse 1: Violent J]
(Come on in) Welcome, my curious sisters and brothers
First, (Come on) put a twenty in the jar with the others
That's right take a seat, ain't no smokin' in here
I need to keep my ball clear, (Uh huh) it's spirits in there
Whats your future? Is someone gonna shoot ya?
Will you get your girlfriend back? As if I know that
I can only tell you where your soul is headed
And will remain eternally embedded, (What?) the rest, forget it
Life is nothin but a test to clear
Did you have a heart while you were here, and was it sincere?
You're still unraveling your future right now
What kinda person are ya, bro? Oh, where there you go
You control your own motherfuckin' destiny
I ain't lettin' the devil get the best of me (Hell naw)
I'ma make it into Shangri-La, golden walls (Whoop whoop)
Whats up with you? Check your own crystal balls

[Chorus: Violent J]
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright. (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (That's alright)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (That's alright)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]
Lookin' in my crystal ball I'm seein' thugs
Both catchin' and firin' slugs (Paper for drugs)
I see a line waiting on block cheese a mile long
All tryin' to be strong (It's the same old song)
But when I'm lookin' into everybody's faces (Smiles)
Their soul are headed other places (Hell yeah)
And they ain't worried about payin' them dues down here
Because they motherfuckin' future's crystal clear (That's right)
The focus switches to you, and it ain't good
All mad 'cause someone rolls up out the neighborhood
Check yourself, if judgment was passed
Yo, you be in hell (Right up in the asshole)
The hatin' will get ya if ya let it (Hell yeah)
Pack your speedo's, I hear it's hot where you headed
I'm trying to tell ya now (When the grim reaper calls)
You don't wanna be assed out grippin' your crystal balls

[Chorus: Violent J]
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (That's alright)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (That's alright)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

[Verse 3: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox]
Look into my crystal ball, it's all black
And everybody's frozen in time front to back
They're controlled by the matrix of mind, body and soul
And I'm branded by the system of carnival freak shows
I see the pain and the lies 'cause nothing is disguised
It's as simple as me seein' the death in the demon's eyes
I'm hiding my sights from the truth of my crystal ball
Believe me when I'm sayin' we comin' for all of y'all
Look deep into my crystal ball
See the dead smokin' on trees and drinking alcohol
Underneath the street, beneath the concrete
If you listen to the knife, you can hear my heart beat
All painted up carryin' an axe and shit
Juggalo love got each other backs and shit
Encased in glass, for the whole world to see
Am I inside, or is the crystal ball inside of me?

[Chorus: Violent J]
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

[Bridge: Deb Agoli & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)
Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)
Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)
Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)
Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)
Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)
Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)
Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)
Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)
Rain comes down
Rain comes down
Hey!

[Chorus]
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Juggalos!) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Juggalos!)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Everybody, everybody knows)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Hey) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride) (Juggalos!)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride
Rain comes down
Juggalos! Juggalos!
Rain comes down
Rain comes down
Hey! Hey!
Rain comes down
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Everybody's alright)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride) (Juggalos! Juggalos!)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Juggalos!) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Everybody's alright) (Juggalos!)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Juggalos!) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride) (Juggalos)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Everybody's alright)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)
LLook in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Everybody's alright)
Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)
Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Hidden songs
[Freestyle: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Lo Dogg, Rude Boy]
"Hello, hello, hello?"
"Are we on?"
"Hello, hello, hello?"
"Alright, hold on, let me do the piano intro."
"Shh. Shh. Shh"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeh"
"Is that even tuned?"
"Was that you?"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeh"
"Yo, yo, yo, what's up y'all, Violent J in the house with Dark Lotus family."
"Yeah, yeah"
"Everybody introduce yourselves."
"Uh, that was Violent J, my name is, uh, two to the D, to the O, P, E" ("Come on! The beat's about to kick in!")
"Fuck you"
"My name is L-O-D-O double G"
"Rude Boy, Southwest Detroit" ("Yeah! Spank that ass!")
"And Rude Boy got pay"
"Uh!"
"Here we go" (Yeah)
"Who's first?"
"We gonna kick it off with Shaggy"
"Yo, me? Hold on. Here we go."
"Uh!"
"Alright. Yeah."
Sittin' in the studio, I see some pillow
From Rudy last night. He likes dildos
In his butt, in and out, in and out
Without a doubt, that shit makes him shout
Uh! Like that. It makes him nut
His meats gets all hard, and his butt
Turns into and outie, 'cause of the meat
*Laughs* Rubbing the insides of his butt creates heat
Next up, I don't know, let her go
Rudy, get on the mic and flow
("Hey, I thought- I don't know how to-")
You don't gotta spend all your time dissin' Rudy
Everybody knows you attracted to his booty
I'm the first one to admit, sometimes he gets fruity
But fuckin' with Rudy's booty, nah, no nudie with Rudy
I don't get naked with that kid
That's my boy, I knew him from back, way back then
Now I'ma let Lo get on this microphone
And show you why he spits straight from the ghetto zone
Straight from the ghetto zone, comin' from the dome
The third one up to bat, nigga, see your silly ass home
It's the L to the O from Detroit City
I'm causin' no pity, I'm robbin' banks like Frank Nitti
Comin' on through, ICP, Dark Lotus fam
I'm breakin' shit all proper, last nigga gives a damn (Yeah)
Comin' from Whitmore city, the streets
Up to no good, nigga, come and step and try and compete
See, he thinks he's fresh, but he ain't shit
Step to me, yo, I'll crush you, that's it
You through, like a little bitch, yo
Check it out, I'll pull my nuts out and and slap you in the mouth, here we go
Rude Boy, it's your turn
Get on the microphone and make it burn (Burn)
I know you like Prince, you like J. Geils (Yeah)
Get on the microphone and kick your styles
*Laughs* "Go!"
Well I do not rap, but I do not rhyme
What? Say what, say what, what?
Rudy, what, what what, what what, what?
But Shaggy take it right here right this time *Laughs*
Rudy's hair is orange, he can't say shit
'Cause he tried to be like me, and I kick him in the dick
That shit was wack, like my flow
I'll pull down my pants and wiggle my dick at your ho
Oh no!
Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo!
You need to give that tight young tank top back to your son *Laughter from everyone*
You come through this bitch tryin' to pull like you got a gun (Oh shit)
Best to run, I'm trying to have some fun (Yeah!)
With my boys from ICP, don't wanna fuck with me
L to the O, nigga, Dark Lotus family
"Yeah! Yeah, yeah yeah!"
Like to say what's up to Double A, Alex Abbiss, Billy Bill (Yeah)
Jumpsteady, Dougie Doug, Chuckie Chuckie, everybody
Br- who else? Jason, Jason Jason
Twiztid, Twiztid Twiztid, Nerdy Nathan
Jumpsteady, always comin' with the bacon
Uh, yeah. And Stefan! He likes to be naked
With his bitch, and me
Did I say that out loud, oh shit, G
Like to say what's up to [?]
Like to say what's up to Blaze, uh yeah
Twiztid (Yeah) Psychopathic
You better run with your mother fuckin' hatchet (Hatchet!)
Dark Lotus up in this bitch (Lotus!)
Who we forgettin'? Who we forgettin'?
That kid Steve at the office
And also that new kid, what's his name
(Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!) Jeff, Adam, and Nathan, what up?
Adam and Nathan, Jeff, and the new kid, Steve
Always got somethin' up his sleeve
You a little naive, you think he ain't gonna kill ya
Get him a cap and he'll peel ya
"Pop the collar" *pop*
*Laughter from everyone*
"[?] Fuck, I know that's gonna sound loud"
"That's [?]"
"Pop the collar"
*Silence*
"Oh yeah, and Patrick and Tom Dubb, too, bitch! Yeah"
"Perpetual Hype Engine!"
"And Perpetual Hype Engine, mother facko"
"Vampiro!"
[Mike E Clark?] ("Alright, go ahead and say it right now")
"Also, Vampiro and Mike E. Clark! And if anybody else we forgot, fuck you, it's like five in the mornin'"

[Freestyle Skit 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Damn, heh heh heh
Your mama is so fat, she drives a spandex car. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Alright. Your mama's so stupid, she tried waking up a sleepin' bag. Ha! Yeah! Yeah!
Hmm mmm. Your mama's thighs are so big, when she walks, they gotta talk to each other: I'll go by, and then I'll let you go by. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What?
Ha ha ha ha ha, well, your mama's breath kicks so bad, the ice cream man gave her a Listerine popsicle, mother facko. *Raspberry*
Your mom's so far, she puts mayonnaise on her Tylenol. Heh heh heh heh
*Raspberry* Your mama's neden's so nappy, her crabs drive dune buggies, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
Your mama's so big, your mama's so big, she takes, poster Polaroids
Hahhh
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Your mama's house is so small, the welcome mat just says 'Well?' bitch, yeah. What? (What about it, mother fucker?)
Your mama's so fuckin' fat, she uses two Greyhound busses for roller blades, heh heh ha
Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha ha ha. Your mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at the sun, hey eyebrows catch on fire! Woo! Ha ha!
Your mama's eyes are so cross-eyed, that, your mama's eyes are so cross-eyed, that
Your mama's eyes, cross- yeah, [?] ha ha ha
That she- they're, cross-eyed

[Outro: Violent J]
"Tell me when I'm on."
"Alright."
"When I think about the stuff you've done for us, I can only put it into song. You've done so much for us for so many years, in so many ways."
You could've bought you a telescope
Nope, you bought Bizzar
You could've bought you some laundry soap
Nope, you bought Bizzar
You could've got you some towing rope
Nope, you bought Bizzar
You could've bought you a half ounce of dope
But nope, you bought Bizzar
Could've went to the titty bar and copped you a grope
Nope, you bought Bizzar
And I hope, I truly hope
I hope that you like Bizzar