CryptoSanta by Lemon Demon
CryptoSanta by Lemon Demon

CryptoSanta

Lemon Demon * Track #5 On I Am Become Christmas

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CryptoSanta by Lemon Demon

Release Date
Fri Dec 21 2012
Performed by
Lemon Demon
Produced by
Neil Cicierega
Writed by
Neil Cicierega
About

CryptoSanta tells the story of an attempt by an unnamed corporation to seize presents from another dimension and sell them to children. However, an accident during the experiment causes one of the people working on the project to be transformed into Santa Claus.

CryptoSanta Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Classified project, moving light
Privately funded silent night
North pole station satellite
Red and white
Laser beams are focusing
Converging on a tyrant king

[Chorus]
New dimensions!
Full of presents!
For the children!
In the trillions!

[Verse 2]
With a little bit of brains
Maybe we can do away
With the lack of candy canes
Make Christmas every day
Through scientific enterprise
Maybe we can open eyes
We can revolutionize
The way we move merchandise
No more naughty, no more nice (It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)
Just a present and a price (It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)
It's a pillow, it's a pet (As seen on TV, as seen on TV)
It's a miracle it hasn't happened yet (As seen on TV!)
Oh god, something went wrong
I can't let you see me like this
I walked through the path of the beam
At first I thought I was okay
Overnight my hair turned white
I've been gaining weight
Involuntary spasms
Like a bowl full of jelly
Outbursts of laughter
We must not tell the shareholders
That would be bad

Whoa, something to do with DNA
Something to do with gamma rays
White flowing beard won't go away, go away
Laser beams from outer space
Converging on my mutant face

[Chorus 2]
New dimensions!
Now I'm presents!
Like Pandora!
Oh, the horror!

[Outro]
Body horror, tendons snapping
Ribbons and wrapping, stocking stuffing
Skin is sloughing, bones are bowing
Something is growing, something, oh!
Ah ah-ah-ah
Ah ah ah
Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, merry christmas!

CryptoSanta Q&A

Who wrote CryptoSanta's ?

CryptoSanta was written by Neil Cicierega.

Who produced CryptoSanta's ?

CryptoSanta was produced by Neil Cicierega.

When did Lemon Demon release CryptoSanta?

Lemon Demon released CryptoSanta on Fri Dec 21 2012.

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