CRXZY SH!T // MTLMSC

[Verse 1: Gary the Cool Guy]
This instrumental is really crazy. It is metal
It is mental, mad, sick, dope, epic, awesome, cool, exquisite
It is really cool. I like it. It goes harder than rap music, as it is cool
This is cool music. Wow. Oh my. Good lord. Goodness gracious
Here is a breakdown.Chug Chug Chug
I am going to narrate the song for now
Guitars are going. The drums are all going
This is crazy and cool. What is happening is metal music playing
It is all hectic and insane. Cool. Wow, did you hear that? You missed it
There was all music playing, metal music. It was insane
It's still going, just as crazy as ever. This is going hard. Fire
Whoa, that was awesome. Power chords all the way
Wow. Wow. Whoa. Holy shit. Whooa. Oh my god
Did you seriously not hear that? You arе missing out
Holy crap. Protect me squire. Minion. Wow. Whoa
Wow. Wow. Whoa. Holy shit. Whooa. Oh my god
Hard. Firе. Protect me squire. Minion. Wow. Whoa
I sharted

[Verse 2: Negha]
Where am I. I am completely lost. I was on my way to the missionary outpost but I wandered off and I am lost. I do not remember my name. Who are you? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What in the flying fuck is metal music? Where am I? I am lost? What is going on. Where am I. What the hell. I just wanted my Tabouleh for lunch, not to be lost in some shithole with jiin worshipping music. Where am I? Where am I? What is this? What is this? Where am I?