Cruisin’ for Sentient Beings

"Are ya' done squeezing me yet!?"

I go with popcorn and stuff the company
The house is falling down from the humidity
Tyco superstar don't you wipe out on me
Bouncing up and down, just place your eyes on me

Out of my way, I'm coming downstairs
Turn me loose, just like ya' don't care
Don't turn around, I just might be there
Bright sunshine, laughin' in your ear

Will I get to see you and your big brown eyes again?
Soft, sweet, sigh and stands all of my hair on it
Will I go get sent back over round again?
Please come get me if I get sent home again

Out of my way, I'm coming downstairs
Turn me loose, just like ya' don't care
Don't turn around, I just might be there
Bright sunshine, laughin' in your ear

Time-Life picture books and plastic Christmas trees
Sparkle boy jet stars and all of those tiny things
Holding all my dreams, they're running down my knees
Just make up your mind and don't take care of me

Come on out, I know you're in there
Don't be shy, you shouldn't be scared
See your mouth and eyes filled with hair
Don't give me that pretty blank stare

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"Land of the Loops."

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"Land of the Loops."

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"Land of the Loops."

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"Land of the Loops."

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"Land of the Loops."

"Okay, ummm, *chuckle* now what's it called?"

"Land of the Loops."

"Okay, ummm, thanks for stopping by!"

"Thank you for having me here."

"Um- *static*"