CROOKED

MOMS IN THE KITCHEN, DOIN' LOTS OF BITCHIN'
POPS ON THE COUCH, HANDS ON THE NUTS HE'S ITCHIN'
I JUST GOTTA WORRY BOUT THE PITCHES THAT I'M SHIFTIN'
PLAYIN' NEED FOR SPEED, DAMN RIGHT I'M DRIFTIN'
GOT A LOTTA SYRUP IN THIS LEAN THAT I'M SIPPIN'
SO MUCH DAMN INJUSTICE THINK THAT I MIGHT DO A SIT IN
GIMME AN O I'LL FLIP IT, STEP TO ME YOU'LL GET HIT
IF YA GOT A FLAT TIRE, THEN I'LL FUCKIN' FIX IT
IF I WERE A PRESIDENT I'D BE JUST LIKE NIXON

I HAVE NEVER OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE
AND I THINK, TOO, THAT I CAN SAY THAT IN MY YEARS OF PUBLIC LIFE, THAT I WELCOME THIS KIND OF EXAMINATION BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT THEIR PRESIDENT IS A CROOK. WELL, I'M NOT A CROOK. I'VE EARNED EVERYTHING I'VE GOT

WOW!

I AIN'T NO CROOK CUZ I DO IT BY THE BOOK
BUT IF YOU GOT A WALLET FULL OF CASH, IT'LL GET TOOK
AND IF YOU GOTA FUCKIN' WEED STASH, I'LL HITCHA WIT A HOOK
AND IF YA THINK THAT'S RASH THEN I'LL POKE YA EYE SO YOU CAN'T LOOK