Crooked Booty

[Intro: Cee-Lo]
Woo
Ahahaha
Crooked booty
Make you ha, and shake your shit
Woo, Lord
Hmm

[Verse 1: Cee-Lo]
I am putting the poetry into motion
My addiction is overdosing on a natural high
Supplying the soul with that unmistakable, mystical, magical feeling that your money can't
Buy
Becoming a slave to the rhythm
There's no way that you could stop me now
I'd like to see you try
'Cause I'm already long-gone
Don't be scared for me baby, just blow me a kiss goodbye
I can't believe you'd rather stay behind than go beyond
Talk to me, baby, tell me why
Society won't set ya free now follow me
Programming your fear to fly
But best believe I'ma breathe and break ground before I die
I know it's "Live and let live," but my love won't let me lie
Make me wanna do the—

[Pre-Chorus: Andre 3000]
And we don't speak proper English
When we walk, we strut our stuff
We act like life is gravy even though it's oh-so rough
My doctor diagnosed me and he said, "Now, here's the deal:
You're coming down with a bad case of"

[Chorus: Andre 3000 & Cee-Lo]
The Crooked Booty (Come on, everybody)
The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all)
Now everybody do the crooked booty
Come on, I say the crooked booty (Come on)
Come on everbody I say the crooked booty
Yeah, the crooked booty
Now everybody do the crooked booty
Yeah, come on, the crooked booty (Oh-ho, everybody)

[Verse 2: Sleepy Brown]
Oh doctor doctor help me please
I got this problem come over me
And I just can't shake it
(I just can't seem to shake this thing off up me, now, help me)
At first, I was just fine
Didn't really play it no mind
Until it hit another time (Another time)
'Cause my chest popped out (My chest popped out)
And my back went in (I said, "My back went in")
Started movin my body
Like I had a nervous itch (Oww!)
So the doctor gave me (Say what?)
This remedy (What'd he say?)
He said, "Pop it to, boy
And feel the beat"
Ayy, everybody

[Verse 3: Khujo]
It's the brand new craze and it's comin your way
It was started in the slums by the Dungeon Family
It's not very hard, it's kinda easy to do (Do)
All you got to be is poor and broke and have no loot, yo
It's called the "Crooked Booty" and it's only a test
It's like tryin to stop the IRS from takin your cheques
It's like tryin to soak your cheese and took all the rap
It's like tryin to stop a nigga from crackin your back on this track
It's like tryin to tell your daughter you can't chase the cake
It's like tryin to stop a boss jack from swangin his set
You just go like that (It don't matter)
You can be 400 pounds or be as tall as Shaq (Come on), ugh
Pimp, get out your 'Lac
And do the crooked booty, and do the crooked booty
Do the crooked booty do the crooked booty do the crooked booty, ahhh!

[Chorus: Andre 3000 & Cee-Lo]
Now everybody do The Crooked Booty (Everybody, come on)
The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all)
Now everybody do the crooked booty (A little louder)
Come on, I say the crooked booty (People in the back)
Come on, everybody, I say the crooked booty (People on the side)
Yeah, the crooked booty
Now everybody, do the crooked booty (Yeah, y'all got it)
Yeah, come on, the crooked booty (A little louder y'all)

[Bridge: Andre 3000]
I ain't got no paper
I can't wipe my ass, huh
But give me one lil' dollar
I'll show you how to make it last (Come on)
I ain't got no paper
I can't wipe my ass, oww
But give me one lil' dollar
I'll show you how to make it last (I'll show you how to—)

[Pre-Chorus: Andre 3000]
And we don't speak proper English
When we walk, we strut our stuff
We act like life is gravy even though it's oh-so rough
My doctor diagnosed me and he said, "Now, here's the deal:
You're coming down with a bad case of the"

[Chorus: Andre 3000 & Cee-Lo]
The Crooked Booty
The Crooked Booty (A little louder now)
Now everybody do the crooked booty (Do it like you can't do it no more)
Come on, I say the crooked booty
Come on, I say the crooked booty
Yeah, everybody do the crooked booty
Now everybody do the crooked booty
The crooked booty
Now everybody do the crooked booty (yeah, everybody)
The Crooked Booty (Come on)
Now everybody do the crooked booty (I can't hear y'all)
I say the Crooked Booty
Now everybody say the crooked booty
The Crooked Booty
Now everybody do the Crooked Booty
The Crooked Booty (yeah, y'all got it)